Opinion

July 15, 2008

Coastal Fund Cleans Up I.V.’s Mess

By Nick Kennedy

In response to the article, "Student Cleans Up Isla Vista" (Daily Nexus, June 25), it's easy to see we have a huge trash issue, but we also have the means to help curb the problem.

June 25, 2008

Summer Weather

By Staff

Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.

June 25, 2008

Summer Serves Sizzling Stoner Sites

By Alex Coffman

Ah, summertime -- the beautiful sunshine, the beach full of bronzed bodies, no school work and plenty of free time for those lazy, stoned afternoons. Obviously, I don't have to describe the exquisite utopia that is I.V. ...

June 25, 2008

We All Love to Talk About Sex, Baby

By Jenni Perez

"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."

June 5, 2008

Farewell, abridged.

By Staff

A correction on my final day, what are the f-ing odds? This sucks, but now that my reign is over, I’ve gotta ask: How the hell did I not get fired or cause a protest? I mean, I was pretty damn offensive, including ...

June 5, 2008

Turds and Tulips

By Staff

Colorful, rainbow tulips to the Supreme Court of California for finally making gay marriage legal. No more “Brokeback Mountain” jokes, we promise. Rude, ignorant turds to David Horowitz for singling out the M...

June 5, 2008

The ‘Human Gives Up Yearlong Weather Reign

By The Weatherhuman

Who is the Weatherhuman? It’s one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with the fact that the word “lisp” has an “s” in it and why it took the food industry so long to invent bake...

June 2, 2008

Grand Old Party Teeters on Collapse

By Jordan Pokross

What is it about Republicans that drives them to pick the wrong side of every issue?

June 2, 2008

Chicken Tikka Misspellers

By Staff

Man this Scripps National Spelling Bee is quickly turning into the ultimate beauty pageant for Indian families eh?

June 2, 2008

Dr. Dave Represents I.V.’s Best Interests

By Jeremy Picket

To all the citizens of Isla Vista: Don't be fooled by Doreen Farr as the election for 3rd District Supervisor approaches.

June 2, 2008

Caffeine’s Side Effects Also Pose Significant Dangers

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, If Students for Safer Studying would kindly remove their heads from their asses (“Swap Illicit Adderall for Healthier Perks of Caffeine,” Daily Nexus, May 30), they would realize that Add...

June 2, 2008

Bottled H2O Causes Many Wasteful Water Worries

By Staff

Thirty billion bottles of water on the wall, take one down and pass it around and more than 2.5 million tons of CO2 in the air.

June 2, 2008

Insufficient Number of Bike Racks Upsets Collegiates

By Staff

The vehicle parking policy at UCSB is intended to encourage students to bike to classes instead of drive. This is a fantastic idea, considering that the majority of students live on campus or in Isla Vista.

June 2, 2008

A.S. Has No Right to Limit American Halloween Rights

By Staff

I was shocked and offended by professor Walter Yuen's perspective on and his proposed restriction of Halloween in Isla Vista ("A.S. Defers Plans for Halloween Treats," Daily Nexus, May 29).

June 2, 2008

Think

By Staff

May 30, 2008

You Reek of Booze

By Staff

With only a few weeks left before my asshole landlords boot me out of I.V. for good, I had planned on spending my dwindling days as a student re-enacting all my favorite activities.