Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
On March 17, 2016, Santa Barbara Police and Fire responded to a number of 911 calls on the 67 block of Del Playa. As a result of one such call, an unnamed student was transferred to Cottage Hospital a...
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It’s finally finals week and let’s be real, you’re just one Top Ramen meal away from internal combustion. You’re faced with final papers and studying you should've started a week ago, your min...
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Rain, fog and evil spirits bring a new meaning to Dead Week.
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Bae is hella af when you're fleeking in the trap!1!
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The only reason you remember getting Freebs is because you saw your nachos again the next morning.
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With Super Tuesday upon us and The Bachelor coming to a close, Erin Lubitz looks at how these two tales of yelling, foreign policy knowledge, and valor aren't really that different after all.
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"I mean, after all this time … after all this time … you bastards finally gave me an Oscar."
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#Oscarssowhite we can't get through them without hard liquor
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This past weekend, I traveled to the most inferior of the Central California universities: Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
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In-N-Out’s co-assistant branch manager of business relations, Chip Skylar, headed a press conference Monday to break the news that In-N-Out would be closing all of its 300-plus locations, effective ...
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“Not many sorority girls can say that they’ve done that — that they can even.”
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Given the fact that California has been in a record-setting drought for the last five years, the promise of heavy rains and snow has given residents hope that they will not have to live in a time wher...
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Stay under the influence and above the curve.
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It’s not yet sunrise but my coffee is brewing, stoked for what’s coming, can’t wait to start cruising. “Goin’ to class?” my awakened roommate asks. “Hell no,” says I, “El Niño is he...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
