Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
While a multitude of world leaders have championed for its release, many Americans have agreed never to “negotiate with terrorists,” while others report not being aware of its departure in the fir...
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It is still relatively unclear to most as to what initially spurred the groundbreaking initiative to even be placed on the 2016-17 ballot.
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So many overpriced merchandise options for you to regret later, so little time.
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After six weeks of glorious freedom and no one but your roommates to judge you for your bad life decisions, the parental units will be in I.V. in full force this weekend.
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Consider dressing up your plastic skeleton as Santa Claus as a humerus spin on the holiday season.
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Autumn is in full swing, and we know you are all looking to get a taste of the fall essence.
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Your "free smells" may be gone from the corner of Pardall, but they'll always be in our hearts.
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With the voter registration deadline now passed and election day only two weeks away, now seems as good a time as any to get informed about what we’re voting on!
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“They were always wearing their robes and hoods, they chanted. I thought that’s what Greek organizations did.”
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If you’re a local unregistered GDI who wants to go around bashing sorority girls, then THINK AGAIN.
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“The grass blades and dirt specks complement the lettuce and meat quite nicely,” said Portola Chef Bruno Moretti.
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“Dogg consumes so much hash that he is the physical manifestation of peace."
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After you hit that point, it’s pretty much all downhill from there. Take this incredibly important and accurate test to figure out the trajectory of your life so you can plan accordingly.
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Most seasoned Gauchos have learned these lessons the hard way, but even the most experienced partiers can learn from these useful tips for getting ready before your next rager.
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“(500) Days of Summer”
“Love, Rosie”
“You’ve Got Mail”
“Red, White & Royal Blue”
“Crazy Rich Asians”
“Set It Up”
“Notting Hill”
“27 Dresses”
“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”
“The Holiday”
“She’s the Man”
“To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before”
