Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
The nation’s focus was on Philadelphia last week as the Democratic Party held their convention to nominate Hillary Clinton as their official 2016 presidential candidate. Here's 5 things you need to ...
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Several of those formerly feeling the Bern halfheartedly gave in, apathetically tweeting, "I guess I'm #WithHer now."
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Catching up on last week's episode of national politics with twists and turns almost as juicy as KUWTK.
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New dorms built to compensate for an influx of new admits promise an experience unlike any other for the incoming freshmen.
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Sally picks up an easy-to-follow, light, summer binge-watch: follow along and relive the series, since showing up fashionably late is always in.
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Sometimes we get so caught up in exams, essays and labs that we don’t remember anything else. We forget that not everyone made it out of our wretched hometowns.
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Reveal new truths about your deepest self through the most accurate personality quiz known to mankind as of ten minutes ago.
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It's officially wildfire season, but don't let the large scale burning of property and nature get you down! Here are 5 great ways to take advantage of this underrated summertime staple.
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Thanks to three quarters of undergrad, Nelson claims to have learned much on topics ranging from plate tectonics and statistics to Jägermeister, marijuana and having sex all the time.
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Earlier this year, the group publicly endorsed the restaurant for its “pro-bird activism,” despite the fact that no member had set foot inside the establishment.
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A regular superhero, Yang plans to fulfill his duties as chancellor for the remainder of the year while simultaneously running a full-fledged campaign.
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A series of Haikus dedicated to the unique experience of going to Student Health.
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Now you can sort everyone into a new set of arbitrary labels to your heart’s content.
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With a new Starbucks location coming to the UCSB campus, it's time to take a look at some proposed off-the-menu options.
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Inescapable curses await you if you dare to step outside today.
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“Greased Lightnin’” from “Grease”
Sunset waltz from “La La Land”
“Thriller” by Michael Jackson
Frat flick
“Macarena” by Los Del Río
“Gangnam Style” by PSY
“Swan Lake” by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Renegade
“Cell Block Tango” from “Chicago”
“The Last Text” from “Dance Moms”
Flossing
All of “Hamilton”
