Blogs

Ending Moments of Manning’s Reign and Beginnings of Newton’s Peak Coincide in Super Bowl 50

Super Bowl 50 presents a Quarterback battle between future Hall of Famer Peyton Manning and probable 2015 NFL MVP Cam Newton as the Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos will face each other next Sunda...
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Sorority Opens Portal to Hell During Initiation

ISLA VISTA — On Friday, Jan. 29, 2016, Santa Barbara County Fire Department responded to calls after the UCSB chapter of Delta Epsilon Alpha Delta accidentally created a portal to the underworld. Th...
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7 Things Donald Trump Looks Like

You have heard of him and you have seen him. He is the legendary Donald Trump. Now here are some different ways of seeing Donald Trump that really show why his appearance trumps the rest of his politi...
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An Evening With Carli Lloyd: FIFA World Player of the Year

It's been a magical year for Carli Lloyd, who traveled to the Arlington Theater in downtown Santa Barbara this week to give fans a glimpse into her life and teach them what it takes to compete at the ...
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Fantasy Sports Island: NBA Week 14

The Island is back once again with the moves you need to make to stay on top of your NBA Fantasy League.
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Helping Tackle the Flint Water Crisis: Detroit Lions’ Defensive End Ziggy Ansah

The water crisis of Flint, Michigan has negatively altered the lifestyle of nearly all of its citizens as lead continues to contaminate water sources. Offering a helping hand is Detroit Lions' defensi...
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UCSB Students Disregard E. Coli Breakout, Pay The $1.95 to Add Guac

GOLETA — A newly released study conducted by a special University student-focused division of the Pew Research Center has found widespread apathy in regards to the health risks associated with Chipo...
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UCSB Creates Supplemental College Application

Getting into college nowadays is no joke. However, the application process is a long and grueling journey. Besides the fact that you have to spend about $90 bucks per application, you also have to com...
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Brady-Manning: The Final Chapter

Sunday’s AFC Championship game will be the 17th matchup between Manning & Brady; is the Manning era truly over?
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MLK Day Prolongs the Legacy of Dr. King and is Central to the Memphis Grizzlies Franchise

Staff writer Elliot Thornton discusses the significance of Dr. Martin Luther KIng's contributions in the fight for civil and social rights in addition to their presence in the platform of sports.
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5 Useful Apps for the Average UCSB Student

Although technology has progressed rapidly over the past decade, the fact that I still have to get out of bed for my morning caffeine is proof enough that it has not progressed enough. For most of lif...
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Jeb Bush’s Guac Recipe: As Disappointing As His Brother’s Presidency

After months of build-up and eager anticipation, the first juicy reveal of campaign season has finally occurred. Just before the New Year, Jeb Bush unveiled his highly secretive guacamole recipe durin...
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TeaKitten: Passionate Peach For Your Passionate Peach

You know how it goes. Your new Tinder bae invites you over to Netflix and chill, and 20 minutes into the provocative world of “Bob’s Burgers,” things start getting steamy. Roommate sexiled, twin...
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Fantasy Sports Island: NBA Week 12

Staff writer Daniel Moebus-Bowles welcomes readers back to Fantasy Sports Island as we are now halfway through the fantasy season.
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7-Eleven Secret Menu

We all know about the beautiful gold that is the secret In-N-Out menu, but did you know that your local 7-Eleven also has its own culinary code? Here are some of Nexustentialism’s favorite combinati...
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