Jenny Paradise

January 10, 2007

Sexy Resolutions You Will Not Break

By Jenny Paradise

The year 2007 has kicked off to a promising start. At midnight, I was getting my groove on in West Hollywood, chugging champagne and making suggestive eyes at the hottest guy at the bar. Needless to say, I am young, fabu...

November 29, 2006

Sober Sex Is So Sensual

By Jenny Paradise

Boom, boom, BOOM! You wake with a start, your poor head pounding, mad cottonmouth and the sickeningly sweet taste of Jaeger still on your lips. What the fuck happened? The wrinkled Trojan wrapper next to the bed sends th...

November 22, 2006

Sex With Ex Can Lead to Distress

By Jenny Paradise

It was a typical Friday at Study Hall for me - playing Erotic Photo Hunt with my girls, sipping on Strongbow and flirting with Elio and Smitty, except that this time, he was there.

November 15, 2006

Let’s Talk About Sex, Dr. Drew Style

By Jenny Paradise

"Sex is not a drug." Dr. Drew's words resonated throughout the small conference room I shared with him and eleven other college columnists and journalists. I attended the Trojan Journalism Roundtable discussion of colleg...

November 15, 2006

It’s Just Like Licking an Ice Cream Cone

By Jenny Paradise

I have never had a man turn down oral sex. A friendly fellatio is usually well received when done correctly - and, let's be honest, even when it's not. Since midterms are winding down, everyone could use some relaxation.

November 8, 2006

How to Reach the Ever-Elusive Female orgasm

By Jenny Paradise

Pillow-clenching, toe-tingling, face-numbing pleasure

November 1, 2006

Redefining What Counts as Sex

By Jenny Paradise

"Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels." I snorted with laughter, spewing Sprite and throwing popcorn all over my equally enthusiastic girlfriends. The scapegoat th...

October 25, 2006

Silly Kids, Treats Are for Adults!

By Jenny Paradise

Trick-or-treat? Hell to the no. Why is it not trick and treat? I'm the kind of girl who likes both - you know, to have my cake and throw it in some bitch's face, too. It is time for Halloween, which means skanky costumes...

October 18, 2006

Keep the Jungle Tame for Wild, Clean Sex

By Jenny Paradise

The scream from the bathroom could have woken the dead. My friend sat horrified on the toilet holding what could only be described as a bright yellow deflated balloon - which she had just pulled out of her vagina.

October 11, 2006

Become a Slave to the Authorities

By Jenny Paradise

It was a balmy morning in Isla Vista - 2 a.m. to be exact - and after a few successful rounds of flip cup and beer pong, I had a man on my arm and was on a hormone-driven mission home.

October 4, 2006

Pack Some Spontaneity

By Jenny Paradise

"Oh yes, honey, missionary again, well okay, harder..." PTHHPPTH. Before you know it, you're lying in bed not-so-blissfully ignorant of the sex you could be having, but lacking the knowledge or sex toys that would make y...

August 30, 2006

Hey, Gauchos, Um, Wanna Do It?

By Jenny Paradise

No more lying to your parents about where you spent Friday night. No more switching back clocks to extend curfews. No more mandatory class before eight.

June 28, 2006

Get Neighborly in I.V.

By Jenny Paradise

After much experience, I have come to the conclusion that hooking up with your neighbors, or at least with some new blood, is vital to the fresh-start feeling of summer in I.V.