Hannah Jackson

Hannah served as the Editor-in-Chief from 2019-2020 and was previously Social Media Manager and Opinion Editor. She is a dancer, an avid napper and has killed every succulent she ever owned.

November 8, 2018

Now That’s What I Call Stress Eating!

By Hannah Jackson

While some may turn to compulsively smoking stogies or crying in the library’s egg chairs during stressful times, freshman Daniel Diaz has taken up a record-breaking stress eating habit.

October 26, 2018

CALPIRG Trains New Recruits To Smell Weakness

By Hannah Jackson

Worried that their relentless tabling tactics and guilt-tripping lacked effectiveness, the Santa Barbara chapter of the California Public Interest Research Group (CALPIRG) has announced a new method of training recruits ...

October 2, 2018

FT Couple Tries Long Distance Relationship

By Hannah Jackson

While the distance between North and South towers may feel like an eternity, the couple has found a way to make it work.

September 26, 2018

How to Party in Isla Vista

By Hannah Jackson

As a seasoned I.V. resident and partygoer, allow me to impart some of my wisdom upon you...

September 9, 2018

In Review: Be the Cowboy by Mitski

By Hannah Jackson

With so much available content about relationships and all that comes with them, Mitski still finds a way to offer a refreshing take.

August 29, 2018

Jew-ish: The Gray Area of Being a Modern Jew

By Hannah Jackson

Hannah Jackson reflects on her experiences to explore the religious, cultural and ethnic nuances involved in identifying as Jewish in America today.

August 23, 2018

Just Some of the Terrible Things That Could Happen During Freshman Year

By Hannah Jackson

Are you worried about all of the potentially horrible things that could happen to you your freshman year? Well you should be. Disaster lurks around every corner, so be prepared for any of the following scenarios...

August 23, 2018

Vote Like Your Life Depends On it

By Hannah Jackson

At a time when civic participation is especially critical, casting your ballot is an essential step to ensure your voice is heard.

August 14, 2018

Style Watch: JORTS

By Hannah Jackson

We sent reporter Hannah Jackson deep into Eastern Europe to forecast the hottest trends, soon to be coming our way: JORTS.

July 24, 2018

10 Things You Can Buy Now That Tuition is $60 Cheaper

By Hannah Jackson

Now that your tuition is lowered by $60, here's what you can buy with all that extra cash! Thanks, UC Regents!

July 3, 2018

Local Woman Already Bored Shitless

By Hannah Jackson

Just a few weeks into the most highly-anticipated season of the year, area woman Crissy Anderson is already bored shitless.

June 7, 2018

Two Down, Two to Go: Reflections From the Halfway Mark

By Hannah Jackson

As her sophomore year comes to a close, Assistant Opinion Editor Hannah Jackson reflects on her UCSB experience thus far.

May 31, 2018

Why Am I the Only Person Who Cannot Find a Cocaine???

By Hannah Jackson

Well everyone, it’s happened again. I could not find a single cocaine to purchase this Saturday night.

May 31, 2018

In Slow-Motion: Experiencing Loss From Afar

By Hannah Jackson

Hannah Jackson unpacks the emotions that come with experiencing grief as a college student.

May 24, 2018

The Boy’s Club: Being a Woman in a Male-Dominated Sport

By Hannah Jackson

Assistant Opinion Editor Hannah Jackson revisits her childhood Karate Classes, and how being part of such a gendered sport impacted the formation of her identity.

May 22, 2018

Wow! This Student Cleared an Entire Row by Mouth-Breathing!

By Hannah Jackson

Exasperated by cramped lecture hall seating comparable only to that of the economy class of a budget airline, local freshman Tyler Franklin has decided to take a stand.