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“Wait, they don’t already have this?” said second-year English major James Thompson. “Then, yeah … I’m totally stoked!”
Juniper’s origin is unknown, but what is known is that he controls the greater Isla Vista area through his networks of trash.
It would appear that he first got caught in the flood around Storke Tower and has since been seen floating down Del Playa, holding on to a rogue surfboard.
Students have claimed that his casual F-bombs and “shits” don't make his second-rate retelling of elementary school history any more interesting.
Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doo...
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For those of you who missed Coachella, you may have experienced a bout of FOMO, or the “fear of missing out.”
Thanks to three quarters of undergrad, Nelson claims to have learned much on topics ranging from plate tectonics and statistics to Jägermeister, marijuana and having sex all the time.