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Regarding Sexual Assault, UCSB’s Inaction Speaks Louder Than Words

Ariana Marmolejo examines UCSB's sexual misconduct policies and urges the university to take the matter more seriously.
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New Chancellor Announced as Large Pile of Money Wearing Glasses

His glasses are prescription.
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Story in Pictures: The Great I.V. Blackout

Kicking off dead week with some added stress, Isla Vista was plunged into darkness late Monday night, likely as a result of raging fires in Ventura County. Many students abandoned studying to storm DP...
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9 (Easy) Steps to Instagram Fame

It’s all about those little red hearts underneath your perfectly candid picture that validate your very existence!
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Rapture Comes, Leaves Slow Walkers Behind

If you read this headline and it was news to you, that means one thing: You were left behind.
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How To Get a Spring Break Body

But fear not! We have the perfect answer to the burning question plaguing the millennial generation.
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Rec Cen Opens up Recreational Drug Use Room

“Wait, they don’t already have this?” said second-year English major James Thompson. “Then, yeah … I’m totally stoked!”
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Raccoon Trash Lord Grows Stronger Every Time You Litter

Juniper’s origin is unknown, but what is known is that he controls the greater Isla Vista area through his networks of trash.
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Chancellor Yang Washed Away by Floods

It would appear that he first got caught in the flood around Storke Tower and has since been seen floating down Del Playa, holding on to a rogue surfboard.
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22 Last Minute Ways to Raise Your Grade

Do not sleep. At all. It slows down the brain and prevents further learning.
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Professor Only Curses To Impress Freshmen

Students have claimed that his casual F-bombs and “shits” don't make his second-rate retelling of elementary school history any more interesting.
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Obama Barricades Self in Oval Office, Refuses to Let 45th President In

Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doo...
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Marijuana Legalization Used as Coping Mechanism for Californians Under Trump Presidency

ISLA VISTA, CA - Amidst the dark clouds surrounding election night, a cloud of a different type began to rise above the nerve-wracked streets of I.V.
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QUIZ: When Will You Peak?

After you hit that point, it’s pretty much all downhill from there. Take this incredibly important and accurate test to figure out the trajectory of your life so you can plan accordingly.
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Beating Festival FOMO: 8 New Events Selling Overpriced Day Passes

For those of you who missed Coachella, you may have experienced a bout of FOMO, or the “fear of missing out.”
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