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Juniper’s origin is unknown, but what is known is that he controls the greater Isla Vista area through his networks of trash.
Do not sleep. At all. It slows down the brain and prevents further learning.
Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doo...
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When you go to the library, tell your friends you’re, “going to the lib.” If you want to initiate a fist bump, yell, “fist me, bro!”
This week in the review that no one asked for, I will be analyzing the flavorscape of UCSB’s infamous dining common, Portola.