Ariana Marmolejo

Ariana Marmolejo serves as the Nexustentialism Editor and spends her days making bad to moderately good jokes. She formally requests that any anonymous hate comments be sent to her directly via email at nexustentialism@dailynexus.com.

September 19, 2016

How to Speak UCSB in 6 Easy Steps

By Ariana Marmolejo

When you go to the library, tell your friends you’re, “going to the lib.” If you want to initiate a fist bump, yell, “fist me, bro!”

June 27, 2016

Freshman Returns Home for Summer, Is Terrible

By Ariana Marmolejo

Thanks to three quarters of undergrad, Nelson claims to have learned much on topics ranging from plate tectonics and statistics to Jägermeister, marijuana and having sex all the time.

May 11, 2016

To Taste Portola: A Flavorscape

By Ariana Marmolejo

This week in the review that no one asked for, I will be analyzing the flavorscape of UCSB’s infamous dining common, Portola.

April 15, 2016

Student Passes Arbor Unscathed, but at Great Cost

By Ariana Marmolejo

Yesterday a student reportedly made it through the Arbor without a single organization trying to persuade him towards their cause. Yet, while this may appear to be every Gaucho's dream, it was this students worst nightm...