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The Coolest of Crimes

May 20, 2009 by

What I'm about to say defies all of my liberal sensibilities, but it needs to be said.
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Hipsternomics

May 19, 2009 by

Do you have a ringback tone? If yes, is it actually a good song, or are you just being ironic and playing classical music or the JoBros?
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Nihilism and Nursery Rhymes

May 18, 2009 by

Today: Literary analysis Row, row, row your boat -- an obvious reference to the plight of the workingman.
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Caution: Wet Cement

May 14, 2009 by

Today I'm going to get on my soap box real quick, because something's bugging me.
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The Honeymoon Is Over

May 13, 2009 by

So, Mackenzie Weinger is our new editor in chief. I've accepted that. But I'm so sick and tired of this damn honeymoon.
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Standards are for Chumps

May 12, 2009 by

Guys, why is it we drink Natty? Same goes for you, Keystone drinkers.
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Much Ado about Floating

May 11, 2009 by

Man, how crazy was Floatopia 2? No, seriously, how crazy was it? I wasn’t there. What’s that you say? Why, you weren’t either? Hmm… It’s almost as though nobody actually ...
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I’ll Be Back

May 7, 2009 by

(To the tune of “The Sound of Music”) The hills are alive, with the smell of ashes With some help from the heat, and the weather sunny The hills fill my lungs, with clouds of deadly smoke ...
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Cinco de Wednesday!

May 6, 2009 by

Congratulations, guys.
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Midterms

May 5, 2009 by

So, apparently yesterday was the biggest day of midterms this year, as evidenced by the hundreds of people wandering around in swarms every hour or so.
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Choose Your Own Joke

May 4, 2009 by

Today, we have a special “choose your own adventure” weather. And by that, I mean choose your own joke. It’s almost as cool, Man, how ’bout that (A.S., greek system, Subway san...
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The Weatherhuman Becomes a Fashion Advice Columnist

April 30, 2009 by

Point of fact: glasses don’t make you look smart. Well, not if you’re sitting in lecture in board shorts and a tank top, texting away to your brosephs about what a crazy night you had last...
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It’s for Your Own Good

April 29, 2009 by

Have you heard about this whole emergency provision to ban drinking on the beach, just because it got out of hand once? It's frightening business, but at least it makes sense.
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liek omg guys!

April 28, 2009 by

OMG guys, the day's finally here. Death Cab is coming!!! I'm soooo excited.
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I Want a Recount!

April 27, 2009 by

You all failed me. All I asked was that you band together just a little bit to elect the Weatherhuman as A.S. president, and you let me down. Thanks guys. To make it worse, A.S. didn’t even incl...
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