Today, we have a special “choose your own adventure” weather. And by that, I mean choose your own joke. It’s almost as cool,

Man, how ’bout that (A.S., greek system, Subway sandwiches)? Isn’t it (inefficient and unnecessary, sketchy and filled with tools, deliciously thrifty)? Seriously, I really should (beat up J.P. Primeau, sell sugar pills to a frat calling them GHB, muster up the courage to order a seafood sensation). Oh well… some day.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Predictability is (good, bad, deliciously thrifty).