Guys, why is it we drink Natty? Same goes for you, Keystone drinkers. I mean, I know we’re going low brow by sacrificing our taste buds in the name of drunkening, but quite frankly, we could be going so much lower. What about Milwaukee’s Best? Or we could go lower, with the incredibly unheralded Busch Lite. It’s like the Heritage Tequila of the beer world, but at least it’s cheap. Like really cheap. And honestly, since we’re clearly abolishing our standards for Natty and Keystone, we might as well do it right.

Tomorrow’s forecast: A vicious hangover, with a chance of yakking Busch Lite. Touché, Liver.