Congratulations, guys. On the same Tuesday that you all got shitfaced for Mexico (and its sick, drug war-riddled population), the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors banned you all from drinking on the beach. Bravo. If you didn’t realize this happened, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot. Sorry, that was mean. I’m pretty drunk… for Mexico.
Tomorrow’s forecast: Cinco de Wednesday! Hells yeah. That totally makes sense.