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Weather

January 29, 2008 by

Title: Bra-ve Sales Choice Bravo to a British retailer named Asda, which recently announced that it will no longer discriminate against bustier babes by charging more for bigger bras. Apparently all t...
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Four Lives Left

January 28, 2008 by

A kitten survived a plane trip halfway across the country after accidentally ending up in a suitcase. I'm extremely disturbed by this story, but not for the reasons you might think. Most people are pr...
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The Dark Side of the Nexus

January 25, 2008 by

I can’t help but be amused by the fact that yesterday’s Nexus opinion page ran a story about how to beat drug tests on the very same page as James Baron’s letter to the editor compla...
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Brooklyn Bang Dance

January 24, 2008 by

Dear Weatherprofessors, Due to the unusual amount of rain, I will not be attending classes until further notice. I realize that my absence will be missed, particularly in my [class name removed by edi...
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Seasoned Surprise

January 23, 2008 by

I went to Jack in the Box for dinner last night, and what did I find in my seasoned curlies? Not one, but TWO regular fries! This is absolutely the best thing that can happen during a meal. If you ord...
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Mile High Flub

January 22, 2008 by

An online survey found that two-thirds of Australian travelers want to join the Mile High Club. It’s hard to believe that a third of the respondents said no, although I guess I can see what thei...
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Changing changed change

January 18, 2008 by

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.
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I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

January 17, 2008 by

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.
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Is That How You’re Going to Say It?

January 16, 2008 by

Does anyone out there know why the airlines switched back to regular pretzels as the in-flight snack?
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The Crooked Truth

January 14, 2008 by

I've had a whole weekend to think about it, and I'm still not entirely confident that the death of the crooked necked giraffe was au naturel.
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High on Not Working

January 11, 2008 by

You probably didn't know this, but my column is constrained by a character count.
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Name Game

January 10, 2008 by

I usually have no pity for the kids of Francisco Torres - in fact I may or may not be one of the people who drives by and yells "Fuck FT!"
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Pegged for Cheapness

January 9, 2008 by

I saw a story yesterday about a guy who moved into a New Jersey Ikea after his apartment had to be fumigated.
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Strip No-Show

January 7, 2008 by

I've always loved that "Welcome Back to I.V" moment on the drive into town.
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Catnipped

December 3, 2007 by

A woman in Tennessee claims that her cat survived 19 days with its head stuck in a peanut butter jar.
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