I can’t help but be amused by the fact that yesterday’s Nexus opinion page ran a story about how to beat drug tests on the very same page as James Baron’s letter to the editor complaining about what he called “the UCSB party-till-we-puke spin machine.” Personally, I preferred the weed column. I mean, I don’t know how the Whizzinator works, but I sure as hell plan on finding out at my next job interview. Plus Baron has got to love the fact that he shared a page with a guy who once shared the VIP room at the Spearmint Rhino with a fine piece of ass named Trinity. Welcome to the dark side, buddy.
Friday’s Forecast: the ‘human joins forces with the drug columnist, sex columnist, drinking columnist, and Armchair QB and spends the weekend exploring the dark side of UCSB.