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No Pass

November 13, 2008 by

So the pass/no pass deadline is coming up tomorrow, and the ‘human is going to take the cowards way out with 16 non-GPA-ruining units. That doesn’t mean the road ahead is going to be easy,...
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I Look Like A Lumberjack, And I’m OK.

November 12, 2008 by

So apparently flannel is back in style, and the 'human knows who to blame.
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Skip Class for the Vets

November 10, 2008 by

So Veterans Day is tomorrow, meaning all you students don’t have class, and we Nexites don’t have to make a paper. Hooray! But the ‘human has one quarrel with the whole ordeal: Who p...
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Sports Page Got Nothin’ On Me

November 7, 2008 by

Who the fuck does the Armchair QB think he is?
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A Matter of National Security

November 6, 2008 by

A New York woman got a little unruly on her plane flight yesterday, apparently fighting with flight attendants and grabbing other passengers on her way from Puerto Rico to Chicago.
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Democrats, FTW!

November 5, 2008 by

Ass plus g.r. is grass! That's a word joke for you right there. Hope you appreciated it. Wait, what's that you say? There was an election yesterday? And a half-black, son of an immigrant will soon hol...
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I Want A Recount!

November 4, 2008 by

Election Day is at hand! Finally, we’ll have an end to the inane political discussion that has gone on for months and months. We’ll have an end to the divisive punditry, the absurd 24-hour...
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I Put It in the Hoop Like Slam

November 3, 2008 by

So while most people were still sleeping off their Halloween hangovers Sunday afternoon, the ‘human was watching the most anticipated sporting event of the year: the Slamball championships. What...
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Halloween Hooliganism

October 30, 2008 by

Happy Halloween, fellow drunken partygoers!
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Go Boise State

October 30, 2008 by

So yesterday I was in class (weird, I know) when some dude sitting near me made fun of the team my shirt happened to be supporting.
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Want Some Sweet Tea?

October 29, 2008 by

In an effort to control the state’s booming weight, Alabama now charges citizens on employer health care a whole $25 a year if they don’t go to free health check-ups. While there is no pen...
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Like Class Didn’t Take Long Enough

October 28, 2008 by

You know that one kid? The one kid in your section who has to know if it's ok to write five pages even though the assignment only calls for four?
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Whiskey Fueled Cars?

October 27, 2008 by

So I've noticed that the price of gas has gone way down recently, which is swell for all you drivers out there.
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Burger-lry

October 24, 2008 by

I don’t know about the rest of you Gauchos out there, but I am goddamn sick of the Hamburglar. I mean seriously, if I’m eating at McDonald’s, I’m probably already not too happy...
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Drum Solo for God

October 23, 2008 by

A guy in Bridgeport, Connecticut broke into a church on Sunday to play a drum solo for God.
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