I don’t know about the rest of you Gauchos out there, but I am goddamn sick of the Hamburglar. I mean seriously, if I’m eating at McDonald’s, I’m probably already not too happy. And then, all of a sudden, this redheaded menace swoops out of nowhere and steals my Big Mac. I mean, WTF, man? Buy your own freakin’ hamburger.

Tomorrow’s forecast: The Hamburglar is caught, thanks to the help of some French-frywitnesses.