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Fourthmeal?

January 8, 2009 by

We're only a week into 2009, and I've already gotten my first angry Facebook wall post, from none other than A.S. President J.P. Primeau. Turns out A.S. made a profit from advertisements on those obno...
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I Can Has Student Fees?

January 7, 2009 by

Am I the only one who picked up a free notebook from A.S. today? By free, I of course mean something I unknowingly paid for months ago via my student fees.
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I’d Like to Get to Know You in a Meteorological Kind of Way

January 6, 2009 by

I'm so nervous. I have my first section today.
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New Year’s Resolution

January 5, 2009 by

Happy New Year everyone! I don't know about y'all, but the 'human has a multi-phase resolution ready to go.
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Fox News

December 4, 2008 by

Being on a liberal, pink-o commie campus all the time, sometimes I feel like I don't get enough propaganda from the other side. Thus, I occasionally frequent foxnews.com. It gives me my share of real,...
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A Holiday Poem

December 1, 2008 by

So I don’t know about you, but the ‘human is still recovering from Thanksgiving lunch, dinner and subsequent leftovers dispersed throughout the weekend. Thusly, I think instead of being cl...
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Why Can’t We Be Friends?

November 26, 2008 by

Facebook just asked me "How likely are you to recommend Facebook to a friend?" Is that a trick question?
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Fuck a Turkey

November 25, 2008 by

So, who actually went to class today? You’re one of the few. If you go tomorrow, you can be proud as a fucking Marine (you know, before the military went to shit). Except you won’t be goin...
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Weatherhuman Causes Global Warming

November 24, 2008 by

So, I've heard a lot of you complaining about how cold it is here in Santa Barbara lately, just because it's flirting with dipping below 60 degrees every once in a while.
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Weather, Texas Human

November 21, 2008 by

Chuck Norris died yesterday. No he didn't, I just made that up.
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Cabinet Member ‘Human

November 20, 2008 by

So Obama's quickly filling out his cabinet, and I think he should seriously consider hiring a Meteorology czar.
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The Joys of Grammar

November 19, 2008 by

Athletes (and Bob Dole) have completely stolen the third person away from the rest of us. "T.O. is just looking out for T.O." You know what Terrell? The 'human's been using that particular method of s...
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Bikers Beware

November 18, 2008 by

Note to clueless freshmen, dumbass sorostitutes, arrogant bros and scofflaw pedestrians: LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING ROUNDABOUT. I can’t stand it when some blond bimbo on her cell phone nearly ru...
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The HunchGaucho of Notre Storke

November 17, 2008 by

One of the perks of being the 'human is my many visits to the restricted areas of campus.
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One New Voicemail…

November 14, 2008 by

So in day-to-day life, the ‘human has been known to double as an investigatory journalist. Recently, this secret life has brought you the news of the flannel epidemic here at UCSB, but now IR...
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