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Self-Reflection

April 23, 2009 by

Facebook recently told me that “Two of my friends are fans of God.” Sweet. Really glad I now know that. That’s so useful, I think I just might tweet about it. Or better yet, I’...
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Sandwiches and Vaginas

April 22, 2009 by

I love the service sector. Seriously, the shit you guys have to put up with late at night in Isla Vista really ought to earn you a fucking medal.
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The Weather Platform

April 21, 2009 by

Vote Weatherhuman! I'm running on a platform of embarrassing A.S. for all the stupid shit it pulls and bringing it down from the inside.
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A.S. Is Not News

April 20, 2009 by

The Weatherhuman hereby endorses the Weatherhuman for A.S. President.
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Blast From the More Recent Past

April 16, 2009 by

Due to a grossly incompetent, underweight, allegedly male opinion editor who shall remain nameless, today's weather comes to us from the past. Like, yesterday.
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Blast From the Past

April 15, 2009 by

Due to imaginative and budgetary constraints, today's weather comes to us from the past.
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A Mustache

April 14, 2009 by

You have one.
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40 Days and 40 Nights

April 13, 2009 by

I hope you had a happy Easter and, more importantly, a happy end to lent. How'd those 40 days go?
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Bowling Gone Wrong

April 9, 2009 by

Seriously Zodo’s? Were you even trying? I imagine some evil rival bowling alley might have paid for that ad in your name just to fuck up your reputation… if, in fact, there were a rival bo...
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Weatherhuman for Mayor!

April 8, 2009 by

Damn you, JMike! Every year about this time, when A.S. elections are rolling around the corner, I embark on an awesome journey to become the next A.S. President.
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Smells Like… Chicken.

April 7, 2009 by

Today, we have a very special, experimental Weatherbox.
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Floatopia Transmitted Infections

April 6, 2009 by

So I'm back from my one-day hiatus, and while I can't divulge the details of my mysterious disappearance, just know that it involved several transsexual hookers, a Bolivian jail, a whole lot of blow a...
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Absent Without Leave

April 2, 2009 by

Don’t you just hate it when you’re working on a group project, and you really need something from someone right before it’s due; say for instance, you – being an esteemed Nexus...
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April Foolishness

April 1, 2009 by

Today's the big day: the day when you get to put in action that evilly genius plot you've masterminded over the last month to get your roommate back once and for all.
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Alcoholism

March 31, 2009 by

Fuck you, UCSB.
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