Weather

January 13, 2004

Early Bird Gets the Worm

By system

Congratulations to Craig Belon for winning himself a big ol' bag of dank bin candy by spotting the new Nexus font and getting to the office to report it all by 10 a.m.

January 12, 2004

Come On Down

By system

It's time to see if anyone is paying attention.

January 9, 2004

Speaking My Language

By The Weatherhuman

Made it through the first week. It's nice to be back in school. In case you didn't notice, the 'human didn't have much to say on the academic front last quarter. Yeah. Didn't do too well.

January 7, 2004

Inquiring ‘Humans Want to Know

By The Weatherhuman

You didn't think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney's wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and onto the pages of P...

January 7, 2004

Mad, You Say?

By system

Good to see that DNA testing has determined that one crazy cow was from Canada. I knew no American would carry that irrational disease.

January 5, 2004

No Cost, No Receipt

By system

Back to school time - I'd call it Hell if it weren't so fucking freezing outside.

January 5, 2004

Now it’s Time to Relax

By system

Feeling better today. Feeling like it's good to be home (when you've been here as long as the 'human has, this is home).

December 4, 2003

Wal-Martyred

By system

Did you hear about the lady who got trampled at Wal-mart by maniacs in pursuit of DVD players on sale for $30?

November 25, 2003

Thanks for Leaving

By The Weatherhuman

Oh, boy, just one more day until break. I can't wait to stuff my belly and pass out in front of the TV with Dad and Gramps.

November 25, 2003

The Cave Diet Really Works

By system

The weatherhuman believes that the mass slaughter of turkeys this time of year is a cruel, archaic tradition. I vastly prefer prime rib.

November 24, 2003

Can We Make It?

By Staff

We're crawling toward Thanksgiving break, and for many of us it will mean the first time we've been home since the year began. Which makes this a scary few days.

November 21, 2003

CNN Is for Jacko-ffs

By Staff

I was watching the CNN coverage of the Michael Jackson situation. I know, it's stupid, it's sensational and only an idiot would care about it. But enough about CNN.

November 20, 2003

Food Ain’t Free

By Staff

Made a few trips to the dump today. It's expensive to use the dump. Paying someone else to take my stuff got me thinking about the weird ways money works. There is paying for stuff you already own...

November 19, 2003

Full of Myself

By Staff

Correction: On Nov. 19, the weatherhuman did not want to write the weather. The weatherhuman, in fact, wanted to go home. And since the weatherhuman is anonymous, and therefore, cannot be fired...

November 18, 2003

No to Idiots with Opinions

By Staff

The weatherhuman has a long history of bitching about the graffiti that appears around campus. Here I go again.

November 17, 2003

Wait ‘Til You Get There

By Staff

I read that a couple dozen Iowa National Guard troops tried to avoid being shipped to Iraq by taking illegal drugs prior to drug tests the night before deployment - and got sent anyway. Talk about a bad trip.