Congratulations to Craig Belon for winning himself a big ol’ bag of dank bin candy by spotting the new Nexus font and getting to the office to report it all by 10 a.m.

Way to go, Craig. You’ve proven yourself to be an intelligent, ambitious and fashionable young man. Enjoy that candy.

Unfortunately, as a verified weatherbox reader, you’ve also earned a place on the Dept. of Homeland Security’s general watch list. Sorry about that.

Tuesday’s forecast: “Fontman” Belon keeps a watchful eye on letters all across campus. Look for this superhero in the blue hooded uniform with “UCSB” emblazoned across the chest in what I think is an Arial… or maybe Courier. Jeez, I don’t know. Do I look like friggin’ “Fontman”?