Good to see that DNA testing has determined that one crazy cow was from Canada. I knew no American would carry that irrational disease.

It does make me wonder…was this only the start of something? Are the Canucks preparing a full assault on our resources? It could be…let’s not forget that we rely on them for the majority of our supply of high-quality cannabis. If they were to strike us there, imagine the terror.

Wait, they would never do that. Then even the left would go war-crazy…and the stars and bars would sweep across the globe like Huns.

Thursday’s forecast: Crazy, huh? What’s crazy is how short the lines have been at all my favorite restaurants lately.