Back to school time – I’d call it Hell if it weren’t so fucking freezing outside.

Sorry about the swearing, but the weatherhuman is one of those people who gets real grumpy after the holidays are over. Can you blame me? A week and a half ago I was tearing open boxes full of goodies. Today I’m filling this box with feces.

Back to school forecast: Little Johnny Goodstudent opens the weather box and doesn’t like what’s inside. Crazy Auntie-Uncle weatherhuman laughs and says there ain’t a joke store in this town, so you can forget about returning this shit for something better.