You didn’t think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney’s wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and onto the pages of Playboy.

The ceremony was a blast. I talked b-ball with Kobe while Donnie from the New Kids cried his eyes out all over my damn shoulder.

Now the marriage is annulled, so legally it never happened. But I was there, and my memories will last a long time, longer than the candy Michael Jackson handed out and the blow I got from Britney.

Wednesday’s forecast: Yeah, I said it-Britney gave me drugs. What did you think I meant? Geez, a girl goes through one nine-hour marriage and her reputation is shot.