The weatherhuman has a long history of bitching about the graffiti that appears around campus. Here I go again.

Spotted next to the B of A ATM at the Arbor: Wells Fargo Rules!

Well, it’s a bank. They hold onto your money, make money off your money, and occasionally charge you money for withdrawing your money. Yeah, they do rule – over your stupid ass, especially if you miss a loan payment.

Spotted next to the toilet in one of the bathrooms below Storke Tower: No to Imperialism.

Listen, if it hurts when you pee, keep it to yourself.

Tuesday’s forecast: Oh, Imperialism. Like evil, powerful nations exploiting smaller ones. In a bathroom. That makes much more sense.