Opinion
I'm writing this column to bring to your attention global warming, world peace and solving hunger. Just kidding - fuck that boring shit! I'm writing to complain about an issue bigger than all three of...
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I am writing in regards to the photograph of the flag pictured during Damian Marley's performance at Harder Stadium ("Fans Flock to UCSB's Extravaganza," Daily Nexus, May 16). The caption refers to it...
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Oh shit. I'm in the middle of the road. Wait, am I? Fuck the cars Jeff, just keep pedaling. That's it - wait. Shit. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Hey, never mind, this isn't so bad; didn't I wan...
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Warning: Reading can be hazardous to your stupidity. Mark Kachhi's opinion piece ("Let the Light Shine Through," Daily Nexus, May 12) was a classic -- a true testament to ignorance. After admitting th...
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Last Friday, the question of whether on-campus military recruiters should stay or go unfortunately became a question of how many UCSB faculty legislators would show up to vote.
The answer to the first...
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So the weatherhuman was recently DD for first time ever. And boy howdy, was that weird. On one
hand, you are able to see everyone in their drunken finest and avoid making a fool of yourself.
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Whenever I hear the term "moderate" in political parlance, I tend to think of the kind of person who reaches a fork in the road and goes whichever way it's hanging. Or I think of the type who, never a...
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A.S. made the mistake of challenging the Nexus to a sporting event. They think we just sit around the office every day, getting out of shape.
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You can recycle a beer can. You can recycle a beer bottle. You can reuse a keg to your heart's content. You've made Recycle Rex happy thus far -- but you can't recycle warm, flat, blue-balled beer. By...
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I firmly agree with the quote, "I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it," and I would defend Mouhibian's right to say anything he likes, whether I persona...
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In light of the pending Academic Senate vote on the proposal that would ban military recruiters from campus, I feel compelled to correct some misinformation that is being spread by the ban's opponents...
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How many of us remember being pestered and told to vote for the new all-weather turf on Rob Field, and how it would benefit all of the students, especially those in intramurals, sport clubs and future...
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After months of refusing to visit the website www.thedarksideofucsb.com, I finally decided to give it a look to see for myself what all the fuss was about. After reading some of the editorials and pos...
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There's nothing more disgusting than those examples of "outstanding" papers, reports, etc., that professors and TAs trot out to make you toil harder.
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The Good Place: Feels like they’re living in an alternate reality
How I Met Your Mother: Hardcore romantic
Big Mouth: They have one
Jane the Virgin: Cries at every episode
Schitt’s Creek: Narcissist
Modern Family: Claire Dunphy-esque Google Calendar
Friends: Also has 10 seasons worth of lore
Community: Describes their friend group
Sex and The City: Thinks they’re Carrie Bradshaw
The Office: Dwight Schrute tendencies
Arrested Development: Also likes embezzling money
New Girl: Has a drawer full of glitter and ribbon like Jess
