Opinion
You spend your entire life waiting for it. Screw the bar mitzvah. Fuck graduation. The single milestone of life that actually matters hit me two weeks ago - and the difference between life then and li...
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To men's lacrosse coach, Mike Allan: UCSB lacrosse is a club sport and that represents the purest sense of amateur athleticism. Rather than focusing on deficiencies in the program, your student athlet...
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Well kids, only two columns left. The last handful of weeks have gone by with an alarming acceleration, the sort of time travel that is only conceivable after spending weekend upon fucking weekend enj...
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I don't know if there's something in the water or what, but it seems like a lot of weird stuff has been going down. Or I guess it's probably just me.
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This letter is in response to Aston Lim's opinion column, ("Why Must Rec Sports Punk a Truly 'Model' Club Program?" Daily Nexus, May 13). I want to start by thanking Lim for his enthusiasm for rowing ...
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I'm writing this column to bring to your attention global warming, world peace and solving hunger. Just kidding - fuck that boring shit! I'm writing to complain about an issue bigger than all three of...
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I am writing in regards to the photograph of the flag pictured during Damian Marley's performance at Harder Stadium ("Fans Flock to UCSB's Extravaganza," Daily Nexus, May 16). The caption refers to it...
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Oh shit. I'm in the middle of the road. Wait, am I? Fuck the cars Jeff, just keep pedaling. That's it - wait. Shit. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Hey, never mind, this isn't so bad; didn't I wan...
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Warning: Reading can be hazardous to your stupidity. Mark Kachhi's opinion piece ("Let the Light Shine Through," Daily Nexus, May 12) was a classic -- a true testament to ignorance. After admitting th...
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Last Friday, the question of whether on-campus military recruiters should stay or go unfortunately became a question of how many UCSB faculty legislators would show up to vote.
The answer to the first...
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So the weatherhuman was recently DD for first time ever. And boy howdy, was that weird. On one
hand, you are able to see everyone in their drunken finest and avoid making a fool of yourself.
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Whenever I hear the term "moderate" in political parlance, I tend to think of the kind of person who reaches a fork in the road and goes whichever way it's hanging. Or I think of the type who, never a...
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A.S. made the mistake of challenging the Nexus to a sporting event. They think we just sit around the office every day, getting out of shape.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
