Opinion
Whenever I hear the term "moderate" in political parlance, I tend to think of the kind of person who reaches a fork in the road and goes whichever way it's hanging. Or I think of the type who, never a...
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A.S. made the mistake of challenging the Nexus to a sporting event. They think we just sit around the office every day, getting out of shape.
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You can recycle a beer can. You can recycle a beer bottle. You can reuse a keg to your heart's content. You've made Recycle Rex happy thus far -- but you can't recycle warm, flat, blue-balled beer. By...
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I firmly agree with the quote, "I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it," and I would defend Mouhibian's right to say anything he likes, whether I persona...
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In light of the pending Academic Senate vote on the proposal that would ban military recruiters from campus, I feel compelled to correct some misinformation that is being spread by the ban's opponents...
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How many of us remember being pestered and told to vote for the new all-weather turf on Rob Field, and how it would benefit all of the students, especially those in intramurals, sport clubs and future...
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After months of refusing to visit the website www.thedarksideofucsb.com, I finally decided to give it a look to see for myself what all the fuss was about. After reading some of the editorials and pos...
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There's nothing more disgusting than those examples of "outstanding" papers, reports, etc., that professors and TAs trot out to make you toil harder.
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This recent attempt to ban the ROTC program and military recruiters from the UCSB campus has led me to realize one very important fact about society: Some idealists can be stupid. Using the words of t...
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Spring Quarter is about to jump off. This is the time that everyone has been waiting for. Here is a list of some of the events going down in the next couple of days. So use this information and take a...
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In response to Alec Mouhibian's article, "Clearing the Angry Air" (Daily Nexus, May 5) we, Men Against Rape (MAR), would like to make some clarifications. It is unclear what Mouhibian's definition of ...
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Mother's Day weekend got me all nostalgic. When I arrived home with my two hot roommates, dear old Lydia kicked it into high gear and began to do what mothers do best: embarrassing the shit out of the...
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Matt Groening once said: "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." I think that the creator of "The Simpso...
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Graduating this spring has its perks: I didn't have to scrounge for another overpriced apartment in I.V., the enemy known as general education requirements will be forever wiped out and distant family...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
