Opinion

February 10, 2005

Mardi Blah

By Staff

It sounds like San Luis Obispo went from having a lame excuse for a riot last year to being just lame this year.

February 10, 2005

He Said: Sexy Skin Art Supplements Sensual Expression of Self

By Mark Batalla

Maybe it's my years of experience working around ink, but there's something about tattoos that makes the hairs on my neck stand up and my pupils dilate. Right there in front of me is a living embodiment of art - somethin...

February 10, 2005

She Said: Don’t Tarnish That Tantalizing Tan With Tacky Tribal Tattoos

By Kristina Ackermann

There's nothing worse than spotting that ridiculously gorgeous guy from your history class at a party, working your game all night to get him home with you and arriving at that hotly anticipated moment when the clothes b...

February 10, 2005

A New Dawn for Democrats

By Ash Roughani

"We're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. We're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then ...

February 10, 2005

A.S. BIKES Awakens to Serve Cyclists

By Kamron Sokolov

The A.S. Bicycle Improvements Keeps Everyone Safe (A.S. BIKES) Committee has emerged from a long hibernation. Its yearlong dormancy has ended with a new team committed to bringing a better bicycle system to the UCSB camp...

February 10, 2005

You’re Always a Winner When You’re Playing Beer Pong

By Sean Swaby

I witnessed an amazing athletic feat Sunday afternoon. One strong, accurate right arm reared back and launched a projectile over the playing field. The ball soared majestically through the air cutting through the wind li...

February 9, 2005

Taming the Culturally Conscious

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

For years, university administrators and faculty have debated the implications of changes to our general education requirements, with questions of culture, ethnicity and sexuality - but mostly of political correctness - ...

February 9, 2005

Testing…

By Staff

Have you used that microwave in the UCen? haven

February 9, 2005

No Shame in Choking the Chicken

By Dave Franzese

I masturbate all the time. Constantly. Have you noticed how strange I look when I skate down DP in the morning? I'm masturbating.

February 9, 2005

Use Black History Month to Fight for Equality

By Tim Finney

When most people think of Black History Month, they usually think of names and events such as MLK, Malcolm X and the Million Man March. However, the history behind these names hits closer to home than many would think.

February 9, 2005

Evil Corporate Franchises Deserve Frivolout Lawsuits

By Eams Kolar

This is in response to Henry Sarria's column ("Frivolous Lawsuits Kill Old-Fashioned Playground Nostalgia," Daily Nexus, Feb. 7). While Mr. Sarria is correct for the most part, his partial defense of McDonalds is somewha...

February 9, 2005

Come Voice Your Opinion on the Fate of Claire’s Park

By Diane Conn

The UCSB campus is dotted with the cry "Save Claire's Park!" People who live and recreate in Isla Vista are clamoring for the acquisition of the bluff-top land that still remains undeveloped along the 6700 block of Del P...

February 8, 2005

The Artful Dodger: Hollywood on State Street

By Drew Mackie

I'd be breathing a sigh of relief if I were Leonardo DiCaprio. The dreamboat accepted the Santa Barbara International Film Festival's Platinum Award on Jan. 30 for his performances in such films as "Titanic," "What's Eat...

February 8, 2005

Sex on the Brain

By Staff

I just read an article saying that scientists have invented a

February 8, 2005

I.V. Master Plan Shafts Quality of Life

By Dorothy Dent

Isla Vista residents bike, surf, party, go to parks and park their cars for days if they can find a place. But when their bikes and boards get stolen, their parks are threatened with major development and their cars are ...

February 7, 2005

Super Bowl ____

By Staff

It's a good thing I bet on the ________ this year. All you ________ fans must be feeling pretty silly right now. But next year it will be all about the ________.