Opinion
Who reading this has an iPod? Who here has used iTunes? Wow, that sure is a lot of people... Anyhoo, who here has had their iPod and iTunes drive them crazy with all the crazy file restrictions and la...
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This school incorporates thousands of California's top high school and transfer students every year, and then cripples the drive and motivation that made them top students by forcing them to traverse ...
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If you didn’t watch the gubernatorial debate on Saturday, you probably have a life. That said, the quote of the evening goes to Arnie: “I can tell by the joy I see in your eyes that you lo...
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I checked my Facebook 58 times today. No, not literally. I'm obviously being sarcastic and saying such a large number for effect, you moron, but you get it.
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In response to Courtney Stevens' editorial ("Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions," Daily Nexus, Oct. 3), I'd be remiss not to point out how her use of political rhetoric overshad...
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In response to Courtney Stevens' editorial ("Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions," Daily Nexus, Oct. 3), I'd be remiss not to point out how her use of political rhetoric overshad...
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The #9 UCSB men's water polo team came up short against its first conference opponent this weekend, losing to #1 USC on Friday.
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It's mud-wrestling season on Capitol Hill, and it seems everybody wants to strip down and wrestle virile young men a fraction of their age in a deep puddle of thick gooey sex-mud. Of course, I'm refer...
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Ever find a person on campus or in I.V. who deserved a good, old punch to the face? I know I've met my fair share.
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Hey girl, you feelin' alright? You look like you could use a nice back massage. Here, allow me. You like that? Yeah, hehe, awesome. Um, I mean, so what seems to be the problem?
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Girls are manipulative bitches. We get what we want, where we want it, when we want it. Guys, just think about how many drinks you've bought that cute girl eyeing you across the room.
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The Weatherhuman is immensely confused by the black and gray front page. What happened to all the pretty colors?
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"Oh yes, honey, missionary again, well okay, harder..." PTHHPPTH. Before you know it, you're lying in bed not-so-blissfully ignorant of the sex you could be having, but lacking the knowledge or sex to...
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“24K Magic” by Bruno Mars
“folklore” by Taylor Swift
“Jagged Little Pill” by Alanis Morissette
“Graceland” by Paul Simon
“25” by Adele
“The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” by Lauryn Hill
“WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?” by Billie Eilish
“Falling into You” by Celine Dion
“Harry’s House” by Harry Styles
“Babel” by Mumford & Sons
“Random Access Memories” by Daft Punk
“Golden Hour” by Kacey Musgraves
