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Liberty Belle: Immigration Policies Are Too Lenient

Do you ever sit around, maybe in the slow stretch between your X-rated AIM chats with young boys and cashing in the millions you made from your fraudulent land sales and just spend time thinking about...
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Passing Gas: Isla Vista Brothel to Curb Rapists

In front of the Women's Center this past week, "I Want a Truce" campaigners used aggressive tabling, free T-shirts, non-binding pledges and, most importantly, smiles to squelch the inner rapist of cou...
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Deleted

Was "damental" a serious character before someone but the "fun" in him? What about that staid mistress "draising?"
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Going Strong

Amidst the joy of a new school year, the
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Cultural Greek Finds Greek Label Misused

First of all, I have no problem with fraternities and sororities. I believe they are good clubs for networking, meeting people and forming lasting relationships. The problem I do have is the fact that...
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Suing people is awesome. Remember when that poor lady sued McDonalds after she spilt their boiling hot coffee on herself? She made millions! And I don't know about you, but at the time I was so upset ...
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Freedom Territory: Hippies Should Be Kept From Polls

The last time that a large group of stupid, drunken hippies, like the fine readers of this newspaper, forgot to vote, our country passed the 18th Amendment, resulting in alcohol prohibition. Frankly, ...
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The Mark Side of UCSB: Read the Frosh Guide to Avoiding I.V. Fights

Isla Vista. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. At its best, it can be heaven on Earth. At its worst, it can literally kill you. It all depends on how quickly a person can a...
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In Bed

Ever play that game "In Bed" with your fortune cookies?
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Golden State Blues: Codeoscope Continues Going Up North

Last week, I introduced the plastic sunshine palace of Southern California to my Codeoscope, but I heard voices in the distance. They cried, "Where is NorCal? Where is CenCal?" No worries, voices, bec...
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Fashion World Gets 18th-Century Styles

It is not superficial to enjoy fashion. With often-ignored roots in history and art, it has shaped cultures for centuries. Fashion is the visual representation of a generation's culture - poodle skirt...
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This Joint Is So Jumpin’

I can spot an expertly rolled joint the second it's passed to me in any rotation. As my thumb and forefinger grab hold of such a creation, I realize it's the craft that my comrades and I truly take pr...
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Horowitz Should Speak as He Pleases While at UCSB

Editor, Daily Nexus, I am writing in response to the article (“David Horowitz’s Lecture Should Not Be Tolerated,” Daily Nexus, Oct. 18). Mr. Tohe claims that Horowitz wants to take a...
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