So a friend of the ‘human approached it the other day. “Do you know who the weatherhuman is?” I played clueless and accused the friend of being the ‘human. The friend responded, “Well, if you find out who it is, tell them they should stop sucking at it so much.” Duly noted, and ignored.

Friday’s forecast: The ‘human decides to take its friends advice to heart. The ‘human’s oral sex life hits a significant decline.