Laziness Still Affects Our U.S. Policies

March 2, 2007 by

Perhaps I am not built for the troubles of the 21st century.
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Police Raids Serve as Target Practice

February 23, 2007 by

From the bum on the street corner to the nerdy, inarticulate Poli Sci major, everyone has been telling you, "Fascism... Man!"
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Awe-Inspiring Strike Highlights Strength

February 16, 2007 by

Some sit in the center of class, others stand around the fringes and still others watch from far away.
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Strike Exercises Obese Amendment

February 9, 2007 by

Protests are sweet. A protest, like the upcoming protest next Thursday, is a chance for the people to be seen and counted, and it does change things.
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Education Problems Require Discussion

February 2, 2007 by

The recent campus debates about race, diversity and education make me glad to live inside of a bubble of concrete surrounded by weapons-grade kryptonite 15 miles below earth's surface.
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Freedom Territory: America’s Drug War Ignores State Rights

January 19, 2007 by

In a democracy, the individual must gain rights through solidarity and steadfastness. In every movement, there are setbacks and obstacles. On Wednesday night, Los Angeles got its stash stolen.
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Freedom Territory: Iraq Left With Dubious Leadership Hussein’s Execution Raises Questions

January 12, 2007 by

Usually the victors write the history books, but in the case of Saddam Hussein's execution, his is recorded by video footage. The moving picture camera is the whirring scribe of our time - a mechanica...
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Freedom Territory

December 1, 2006 by

The rabbit hole goes deeper and deeper - and the bunnies are radioactive and have deadly ninja skills.
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Freedom Territory: Democrats Win House, but Politics Continue as Usual

November 17, 2006 by

Tis' the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Time to pack up the mashed Republicans and gravy leftovers from the midterm elections and get out the mistletoe and nutcrackers for '08. Pundi...
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Freedom Territory: President Misunderstands Iraq Joke

November 3, 2006 by

It's very dangerous in this world of political humor. You could be rolling along and all of a sudden your Humorvee hits a Politically Incorrect IED (Improvised Explosive Device). I've never botched a ...
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Freedom Territory: Our Government’s War on Drugs May Settle Down, But Is It Really Over?

October 27, 2006 by

The War on Drugs is over! Pretty much over. Mission accomplished, people! Pretty close to accomplished that is. Good work people. I've prepared a speech for the Decider in Chief:
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Freedom Territory: Hippies Should Be Kept From Polls

October 20, 2006 by

The last time that a large group of stupid, drunken hippies, like the fine readers of this newspaper, forgot to vote, our country passed the 18th Amendment, resulting in alcohol prohibition. Frankly, ...
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Freedom Territory: U.S. and North Korea Drop Bombs

October 13, 2006 by

Ever bent down to slap two poodles and gotten so distracted that a starving Rottweiler was able to shove a massive metal enema up your rectum? It's happened to several elephants with big fat asses dow...
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Freedom Territory: Plant Your Flag in My Capitol Hill, Sir

October 6, 2006 by

It's mud-wrestling season on Capitol Hill, and it seems everybody wants to strip down and wrestle virile young men a fraction of their age in a deep puddle of thick gooey sex-mud. Of course, I'm refer...
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All Countries Deserve Their Fair Share of Nukes

October 2, 2006 by

Has it ever happened to you? You and your cousin Iran start drinking heavily and you two get in a fight and now, six years later, cousin Iran is putting together a nuclear program, but you two still a...
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