Opinion
Last quarter, several dozen families, most of them Latino immigrants and working class individuals, were forced to move from their longtime homes in the Cedarwood Apartments in Isla Vista.
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Of all the things that occurred over winter break, Gerald Ford dying concerns me the least.
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Many things in life please me. Booty shorts, snow cones and refrigerated drinking fountains, for example, are all great things. Unfortunately, these societal gifts are largely outnumbered by an array ...
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Well the holidays are over. As much fun as they are, I have to admit it feels good to get them past me. Don't get me wrong; I love the giving part. But honestly, it can be tough to keep smiling when ...
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The 'human loves presents. However, the 'human does not like enigmas. They're tricky. The 'human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin' hot. In that case, a recount is unneces...
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When it comes to being editor in chief of a college newspaper, it is certainly true that no one is a saint -- and with that in mind, it is also certainly true that no one can play the part of Saint Pe...
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Big, bright, blossoming, behemoth-sized tulips for the UCSB men's soccer team for defeating UCLA and taking home its first NCAA Championship.
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The rabbit hole goes deeper and deeper - and the bunnies are radioactive and have deadly ninja skills.
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It's good to know this cold weather -- provided by yours truly -- hasn't prevented you from wearing a tank top and skirt.
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Old Man Winter's gnarly breath has begun to blow its way through Isla Vista. Glance around. While the heaps of cigarette ash outside Storke Library are being swept from their Fall Quarter graves, stud...
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With Thanksgiving break behind us and Winter Break only a couple of weeks away, the thoughts of many Gauchos turn toward the long voyage home. Some of you will be flying, but those of greater testicul...
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Fuck me. Really, I could use a good fuck after all the corrections this week. Unfortunately, the Weathermate hates mistakes… like Weatherhuman Jr. Correction: In the feature photo “Round A...
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"So, okay. I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take th...
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“24K Magic” by Bruno Mars
“folklore” by Taylor Swift
“Jagged Little Pill” by Alanis Morissette
“Graceland” by Paul Simon
“25” by Adele
“The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” by Lauryn Hill
“WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?” by Billie Eilish
“Falling into You” by Celine Dion
“Harry’s House” by Harry Styles
“Babel” by Mumford & Sons
“Random Access Memories” by Daft Punk
“Golden Hour” by Kacey Musgraves
