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Albright Is Not All Right With Student

For a moderately slanted paper -- Democrats are moderate, not left -- I am not surprised that you didn't take the opportunity on Nov. 7 to criticize Madeline Albright.
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Beatles’ Music Benefited From Experience

While we may not come together on many issues, my mother and I see eye to eye on the important stuff. You know, like agreeing "The Thing" was Kurt Russell's best performance and that Alfred Hitchcock ...
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Spacing Out

I'm having an existentialist crisis. Ever since I heard mention of the Apollo program, I've always wanted to be an astronaut.
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Signa Tackles Ticket Turmoils and UIPs

I would have to say most of us survived Halloween more or less intact. I
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Do Not Be a Turkey, Know Your Thanksgiving Fashion Styles

This Thanksgiving, some of you will be heading out of sunny California and into regions where the weather is less forgiving. If you're going somewhere warmer, I salute you and will be shivering with e...
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UCSB Campus Provides Obstacles to Disabled

Imagine being disabled at UCSB. If you arrive by bus there are no tactile markers to direct you to a sidewalk. If you go too far to the right there is a busy bicycle circle, veer too far left and you'...
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Let’s Talk About Sex, Dr. Drew Style

"Sex is not a drug." Dr. Drew's words resonated throughout the small conference room I shared with him and eleven other college columnists and journalists. I attended the Trojan Journalism Roundtable ...
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Drinker’s Digest: Play Beer Pong Like Laimbeer

Beer pong is a great American game that is played throughout dormitories, homes and bars all over the world. I believe that it is one of the greatest drinking games ever and, despite its simplicity, i...
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Celeb Talks Fail to Motivate Students

He's a funny man, that's not the question. Funny, and his politics are right on.
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Group Calls For Action by University

On October 31, the words "Fuck Niggers" were found on a San Nicolas Residence Hall stairwell - a hint of d
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It’s Just Like Licking an Ice Cream Cone

I have never had a man turn down oral sex. A friendly fellatio is usually well received when done correctly - and, let's be honest, even when it's not. Since midterms are winding down, everyone could ...
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Technology Bytes: Technology is Key to Res Halls

Bring on the machines! Please, I am begging you, oh, ogre of mediocrity that is UCSB housing: Bring on the freaking machines! What machines are these, pray tell? They are the little sensors that shoul...
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Liberty Belle: Republicans’ Scandals Act as Party Buzzkills

The Democrats are the superior political party. I admit it. At the game of politics which, according to dictionary.com, means "taking advantage of a political situation or issue, exploiting a politica...
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Calling in Sick

I'm just not in the mood to write the Weather today.
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