It’s good to know this cold weather — provided by yours truly — hasn’t prevented you from wearing a tank top and skirt. But I’m really ashamed that it’s made you turn to a life of crime; smuggling raisins may be a petty offense, but it’s still murder on the eyes.

Friday’s Forecast: No more Daily Nexus until next Thursday means no more pay for a while. Thank goodness my side job as a professional heckler is starting to take off.