Opinion

October 10, 2006

Think

By system

October 9, 2006

Master Debaters

By system

If you didn’t watch the gubernatorial debate on Saturday, you probably have a life. That said, the quote of the evening goes to Arnie: “I can tell by the joy I see in your eyes that you love to raise taxes,&#...

October 9, 2006

Passing Gas: Introductory Classes Make Me Puke

By Zach Phillips

This school incorporates thousands of California's top high school and transfer students every year, and then cripples the drive and motivation that made them top students by forcing them to traverse a long, deep mire of...

October 9, 2006

Beware of the Fluff: There Is No Quitting the Facebook Drug

By Nicki Arnold

I checked my Facebook 58 times today. No, not literally. I'm obviously being sarcastic and saying such a large number for effect, you moron, but you get it.

October 9, 2006

ÀQué Onda Guero?: Americans Are Losing Touch

By Adam Wenger

In response to Courtney Stevens' editorial ("Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions," Daily Nexus, Oct. 3), I'd be remiss not to point out how her use of political rhetoric overshadows the more interes...

October 9, 2006

Columnist Fails to See Benefit of UCLA Admissions

By system

October 9, 2006

National Champions Drown SB in Opener

By Cassie Harris

The #9 UCSB men's water polo team came up short against its first conference opponent this weekend, losing to #1 USC on Friday.

October 6, 2006

Freedom Territory: Plant Your Flag in My Capitol Hill, Sir

By Eric Hedlund

It's mud-wrestling season on Capitol Hill, and it seems everybody wants to strip down and wrestle virile young men a fraction of their age in a deep puddle of thick gooey sex-mud. Of course, I'm referring to the midterm ...

October 6, 2006

Think

By system

October 6, 2006

The Mark Side of UCSB: A Bruised Ego Is Better Than a Bruised Knuckle

By Mark Batalla

Ever find a person on campus or in I.V. who deserved a good, old punch to the face? I know I've met my fair share.

October 6, 2006

He Said, She Said: Boundaries Are Limitless With Male Manipulators

By Nick Durnhofer

Hey girl, you feelin' alright? You look like you could use a nice back massage. Here, allow me. You like that? Yeah, hehe, awesome. Um, I mean, so what seems to be the problem?

October 6, 2006

He Said, She Said: Getting What You Want Is One Mini Skirt Away

By Nikki Arnold Columnist

Girls are manipulative bitches. We get what we want, where we want it, when we want it. Guys, just think about how many drinks you've bought that cute girl eyeing you across the room.

October 4, 2006

Back in Black

By system

The Weatherhuman is immensely confused by the black and gray front page. What happened to all the pretty colors?

October 4, 2006

Pack Some Spontaneity

By Jenny Paradise

"Oh yes, honey, missionary again, well okay, harder..." PTHHPPTH. Before you know it, you're lying in bed not-so-blissfully ignorant of the sex you could be having, but lacking the knowledge or sex toys that would make y...

October 4, 2006

911 Gives the 411 on Campus & I.V. Police

By Mark Signa

It has begun! As the tolling of the tower bells signals a new year, I want to be the 1,257th person to say, "Welcome back!" Since this is the first "Question Authority" article of the year, I should begin by introducing ...

October 4, 2006