Opinion

October 9, 2006

National Champions Drown SB in Opener

By Cassie Harris

The #9 UCSB men's water polo team came up short against its first conference opponent this weekend, losing to #1 USC on Friday.

October 6, 2006

Freedom Territory: Plant Your Flag in My Capitol Hill, Sir

By Eric Hedlund

It's mud-wrestling season on Capitol Hill, and it seems everybody wants to strip down and wrestle virile young men a fraction of their age in a deep puddle of thick gooey sex-mud. Of course, I'm referring to the midterm ...

October 6, 2006

Think

By system

October 6, 2006

The Mark Side of UCSB: A Bruised Ego Is Better Than a Bruised Knuckle

By Mark Batalla

Ever find a person on campus or in I.V. who deserved a good, old punch to the face? I know I've met my fair share.

October 6, 2006

He Said, She Said: Boundaries Are Limitless With Male Manipulators

By Nick Durnhofer

Hey girl, you feelin' alright? You look like you could use a nice back massage. Here, allow me. You like that? Yeah, hehe, awesome. Um, I mean, so what seems to be the problem?

October 6, 2006

He Said, She Said: Getting What You Want Is One Mini Skirt Away

By Nikki Arnold Columnist

Girls are manipulative bitches. We get what we want, where we want it, when we want it. Guys, just think about how many drinks you've bought that cute girl eyeing you across the room.

October 4, 2006

Back in Black

By system

The Weatherhuman is immensely confused by the black and gray front page. What happened to all the pretty colors?

October 4, 2006

Pack Some Spontaneity

By Jenny Paradise

"Oh yes, honey, missionary again, well okay, harder..." PTHHPPTH. Before you know it, you're lying in bed not-so-blissfully ignorant of the sex you could be having, but lacking the knowledge or sex toys that would make y...

October 4, 2006

911 Gives the 411 on Campus & I.V. Police

By Mark Signa

It has begun! As the tolling of the tower bells signals a new year, I want to be the 1,257th person to say, "Welcome back!" Since this is the first "Question Authority" article of the year, I should begin by introducing ...

October 4, 2006

UCSB Athletic Director Shows His True Colors

By Reza Garajedaghi

The great communicator that he is, our amazing Director of Athletics Dr. Gary Cunningham once again proved where his heart really is.

October 4, 2006

Minimal Coverage Fails to Capture Student Action

By system

Editor, Daily Nexus The Nexus missed out on a fantastic opportunity to inform returning and, particularly shamefully, new UCSB students about something important going on in their community. I’m talking about the o...

October 4, 2006

Major Event Deserves a Spot in the Daily Nexus

By Ryan D. king

I am writing this letter in complaint about the Daily Nexus' lack of coverage of on-campus events.

October 4, 2006

Think

By system

October 3, 2006

Technology Bytes: Protect Your Rights

By Matt Suedkamp

Digital Rights Management. For a lover of all things tech-related, this phrase strikes fear, uncertainty and doubt into my black little heart in a way that no other single piece of technology could; it's a sort of Orwell...

October 3, 2006

Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions

By Courtney Stevens

The two most dangerous and deplorable tendencies of the liberals are in full effect in the latest effort of the UC system to alter admissions: the liberal intelligentsia's contention that they know better than the averag...

October 3, 2006