Opinion

May 8, 2006

Damaged Goods

By system

The ‘human is pretty sure that it destroyed the weatherliver this weekend. Monday’s forecast: If any unisexual weathercretaures out there have some spare, healthy body parts, the ‘human is now in the ma...

May 8, 2006

Arrive legally In Order to Receive Rights

By Joshua Freeman

I was walking down from Tropicana Gardens towards Pardall Road. I pulled out my cell phone to call my mom. It was a typical scene, nothing too special. The conversation started out with the mundane then started to get mo...

May 5, 2006

Savor This Paradise

By Sean Swaby

In 40-some odd drunken days from now, myself and many other graduating seniors will see our irresponsibility-laden world come crashing down in front of us. And I'm scared. This little utopia possesses more than just an u...

May 5, 2006

Bye, Bye, ‘Human

By system

If you know the ‘human, say goodbye. Because between Cinqo de Mayo and ASVT, there’s no way in hell the ‘human makes it through this weekend. Friday’s forecast: Fuck Friday, the ‘human is fa...

May 5, 2006

Do Not Dump Blame on Recycling

By Trevor Blythe

As the program coordinator of Associated Students Recycling Program, I felt obligated to rebut Colin Marshall's misinformed opinion of our national recycling establishment ("We Must Find a Way to Reduce Society's Wastefu...

May 4, 2006

Apaches Are Not the Answer

By Nick Pasto

Last week I asked curious UCSB students to send me their "Dear Abby" style questions via e-mail. The response was absolutely staggering.

May 4, 2006

Do I Have to?

By system

Why do professors even assign midterms during spring quarter? Thursday’s forecast: Academics are gradually becoming an unnecessary detriment to the ‘human’s bid to be drunk every night this quarter. I&#...

May 4, 2006

Know the Evils of Sexual Assault

By Katie Mahon

By now you have seen the hundreds of blue shirts lining the bike paths. By now you have been to a workshop, listened to a speaker or "guessed the rapist."

May 4, 2006

We Must Find a Way to Reduce Society’s Wastefulness

By Colin Marshall

I think that, all things - especially the inhospitable poolside conditions on Venus - considered, Earth is a swell place to live. Some have even established organizations, programs and traditions to act as a buffer again...

May 4, 2006

Frazier Unjustly Criticized for Factual Statements

By David Tannaci

Ashley Doty needs to get the stick out of her ass. Campaign season is over, and if she didn't notice, Jared Goldschen won.

May 4, 2006

Foreign Policy Is a Product of National Government

By Alex Chi

Benjamin Corp's characterization of American policy from the Cold War to the present ("Politics Must Adapt," Daily Nexus, May 1) as idealistic and theoretical misrepresents history.

May 3, 2006

Avoid Injuries in the Sack

By Nina Anthony

Sexual injuries, like STIs and children, are the unfortunate side effects of recreational sex. Unlike children and infections, however, 99 percent of injuries that occur during and after sex are not permanent, just incre...

May 3, 2006

Welcome to the Danger Zone

By system

The ‘human was pointed out another facebook folly: a “I’m pretty much determined to fuck whoever writes the ‘weather’ for the Nexus” group exists. Wednesday’s forecast: I admire ...

May 3, 2006

U.S. Influences Immigration Issues

By Kyle Anixter

Every human in the United States, save the Native Americans who survived the slaughter, possesses an ancestor who immigrated into this country at some point within the past 400 years. Today, a 400-year-old debate has onc...

May 2, 2006

Nationalism Causes War

By Eliezer Sherman

While I read the article on the ABC News website titled "Chad Breaks with Sudan After Rebel Attack," a certain idea bubbled in my head. The internal conflicts I have seen occurring in nations around the world - nations i...

May 2, 2006