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Seasoned Surprise

I went to Jack in the Box for dinner last night, and what did I find in my seasoned curlies? Not one, but TWO regular fries! This is absolutely the best thing that can happen during a meal. If you ord...
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Customers Tip More Often Than Earned

As an employee of the food service industry, it astounds me to see so many people cave in to social pressure. In this country, tips are expected to be given liberally to people holding arbitrary jobs ...
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Volatile Sake Bomb Drops Into Isla Vista

When I say “Sake,” you say “Bomb!” Sake! Bomb! Sake! Bomb! Sake! BOMB! Sake bombs are a fun way to get blitzed with your friends. You may be wondering, what exactly is a sake b...
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Organizers Offer Apology for Hillary Rally Blunder

Editor, Daily Nexus, Hillary Clinton came to Santa Barbara with a goal in mind; she wanted to hold a personalized town hall meeting focusing on the students at UCSB. We, as the California campaign dir...
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Roe v. Wade Still Deserves Protection After 35 Years

Editor, Daily Nexus, As a young, educated, sexually active woman, I believe that it is important to speak out in support of women’s reproductive rights and do all we can to protect them. At pres...
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Rallies Showcase Governing Style

"Let's have a conversation," Hillary Clinton proposed to the crowd of mostly UCSB students and Santa Barbara locals, utilizing a line she used to kick off her campaign in a videotaped message on Hilla...
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Mile High Flub

An online survey found that two-thirds of Australian travelers want to join the Mile High Club. It’s hard to believe that a third of the respondents said no, although I guess I can see what thei...
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State Repubs Shaft Independent Voters

Far too often, "Conservative" and "Republican" are thought to be synonymous. However, if your views lean to the right, you are not confined to the Republican Party.
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Changing changed change

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.
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Boot Camp Purges the Urges to Eat

Fifteen miles of hiking, four hours of daily exercise class, 1400-calorie-a-day vegetarian diet and not to mention a 5:30 a.m. wakeup call - The Ashram is a glorified boot camp celebrities and average...
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Time for Iraq to Call for a Series Finale

One of the key issues in this election is the state of Iraq. Should we stay, should we go? What will we leave behind? What have we done?
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Entropic Break Descends into Haze Of Chimneys Ablaze and Dropped J’s

Relax, guys. No matter how much you puff out of it, I've learned there are just certain things in life you can't avoid.
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I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.
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