Opinion
With the lesser-known candidates dropping out like flies and the top-tier contenders pulling no punches, it's clearly election season, and the horserace is on. Although the unpredictability of the pre...
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I once read you shouldn't have sex in the water because you can get stuck together from the suction.
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The ‘human had a lot to say today but someone at the Nexus screwed up. Check back tomorrow. Maybe. Correction In yesterday’s Finance Board article, the Black Student Union was funded via t...
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Fuck you rain and wind. I feel like I'm getting tag-teamed by the elements every time I walk outside.
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Here's a common scenario: It's Friday night. You went to a few classes this week, maybe did some homework or studying and now it is time to go out and celebrate.
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In lieu of the Kennedys' endorsement of presidential candidate Barack Obama, I'd like to formally announce my choice for president as well.
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Who could have predicted a year ago that the once-inevitable candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton would run neck and neck with a junior senator from Illinois? Indeed, Barack Obama's candidacy possesses so...
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"Uncertainty" is probably the best word to describe the present state of the Republican Party. The legacy left by the Bush administration is a badly divided party with a serious conflict of interest. ...
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Official Language:
"Prohibits certain motor vehicle fuel taxes from being retained in General Fund and delays repayment of such taxes previously retained. Changes how and when General Fund borrowing o...
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Official Language:
"Establishes independent community college districts and Board of Governors. Requires minimum funding for schools and community colleges to be calculated separately. Sets fees at $1...
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Official Language:
"Reduces permissible state legislative service to 12 years. Allows 12 years' service in one house. Current legislators can serve 12 years in current house, regardless of prior legis...
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Official Language:
"Yes" Vote approves, and "No" Vote rejects, a law that ratifies an amendment to existing gaming compact between the state and [Pechanga Band of Luiseño Mission Indians, Morongo...
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For 251 days, the season three finale of "Lost" has occupied a spot on my DVR list. While dozens of other shows have long since been watched and then erased, the episode has been patiently waiting for...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
