Since the Nexus doesn’t have a fashion section, I feel that I must take it upon myself to discuss a major fashion faux pas that I’ve seen far too much of over the past couple of weeks. Look I realize that the unseasonably warm weather motivates everyone to wear shorts, but guys of the world, please, please stay away from the jean shorts. They’re a disaster. In case you hadn’t noticed fellas, jean shorts or jorts went out of style sometime in the ’90s.
Wednesday’s Forecast: Check that, they were never stylish. We live in Santa Barbara, not Canada. Make the adjustment, losers.