Be My Valentine? (Only If You’re Hot Though)

Sources around the office tell me that people have been looking for me at parties. Look, I get it. I love myself too. But you can’t expect the ‘Human to show up without an invite. I’m not a freshman, I wouldn’t do that. It’s Valentines Day so I’ll keep this simple. If you want a piece of this glory, you’re going to have to find me and then help me find you. They invented Facebook for a reason you know.

Thursday’s Forecast: By the way, due to the correction, I officially rescind my Valentine to the Copy staff. You brought this upon yourselves.