Opinion
On Monday, April 14, the Daily Nexus featured a paid advertisement from an off-campus organization that constituted an unprincipled and grossly inaccurate attack against the UCSB Muslim Student...
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According to Reuters - a reputable news outlet I might add - police in Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink penises.
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Thursday, 9:23 a.m. - Fuuuuck. If the throbbing head and dry mouth is any indication, it feels like I probably went to OTT last night. Singing karaoke to "Benny and the Jets" must not have been a bad ...
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There has been much controversy lately on our campus. In lieu of recent events involving an ad taken out by David Horowitz and the numerous responses from supporters of the Muslim Student Association,...
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Whole, low-fat or nonfat? Which do you usually go for? Do you choose based on taste or health, or do you compromise? Best-selling author and nutrition expert Michael Pollan has deemed the low-fat craz...
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Drinking, in preparation of more drinking, sounds like a great idea to me. It is not uncommon to find students pre-gaming a couple hours before any given party. But what exactly defines the great art ...
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I’ m more than a little creeped out by the missed connection about someone at the Nexus. At first, I thought it was about me. After all, I am an insightful and amazing writer, and yes, I am inde...
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Terrorism, in the modern sense, is violence against civilians to achieve political or ideological objectives through creating fear. Last time I checked, that was the accurate definition. Last Monday, ...
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Third parties in the American political system annoy the crap out of me. I mean, sure, you have the right to join any political party you choose, but come on. Of all the third parties out there I take...
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If you've looked at any major news source over the weekend, I'm sure you're aware of the recent brouhaha surrounding Barack Obama's remarks regarding bitterness, guns and religion. Now, everyone is sh...
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T.G.I.F.: For some, the acronym refers to the restaurant with delicious chicken fingers. For others, the four letters bring pleasant thoughts of a weekend filled with drinking, sleeping or watching fo...
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Hooray, it's election time. And no, I'm not referring to the played out Democratic Pennsylvania Primary. While Obama and Clinton prepare for what we all hope is a sudden political deathmatch, the peop...
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Did you have a nice, peaceful day yesterday? Did you reflect on the meaning of life, and your purpose on Earth? Did you eat a whole bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos? Did you watch Half Baked? Did you go to...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
Two letters appeared in Friday's paper addressing the Muslim Student Association ("Potential Dangers of MSA Threaten Their Credibility" and "MSA Hesitates to Distance Itse...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
