Opinion

February 19, 2008

Liberals Disarrange Defense Measures

By Jeff Dulgar

The Democrats only seem to make our government more complicated. Their latest shenanigans make it nearly impossible for the United States to monitor electronic transmissions to and from foreign sources for intelligence p...

February 19, 2008

Think!

By Staff

February 15, 2008

Roses Are Red…

By Staff

Oh my God. Two corrections in two days… copy staff, I officially rescind my Valentine to all of you. I have a job to do, I have adoring fans. Stop stealing my box! Also, news staff, how hard is it to get a quote ri...

February 15, 2008

Guru Uncovers I.V.’s Healthy Vittles

By David Rabie

Freebirds, Super Cucas, Cantina, Rosarito and even El Sitio - to most, Isla Vista is synonymous with dirty, greasy, unhealthy Mexican food. If you want healthy food and are afraid of venturing outside the safe confines o...

February 15, 2008

Institution Eclipses Researchers’ Motive

By Nick Robinson

When I heard UCSB students would be holding an anti-war rally at Pardall Tunnel, I did not have an overwhelming desire to attend. Like most students on this campus, I'm against the Iraq war, and I'm very critical of the ...

February 15, 2008

Drink!

By Staff

February 14, 2008

Be My Valentine? (Only If You’re Hot Though)

By Staff

Sources around the office tell me that people have been looking for me at parties. Look, I get it. I love myself too. But you can’t expect the ‘Human to show up without an invite. I’m not a freshman, I ...

February 14, 2008

Bro Battles With Bud Bachelorettes And They’re Both Named Mary Jane

By Jeff Gibson

Valentine's Day: Aside from Columbus Day, it's probably my least favorite holiday, year in and year out. Maybe I can't get over the fact that both celebrations completely ignore what actually happened to spark their annu...

February 14, 2008

Proper Protests Do Background Checks

By Scott A. Heimerman

Passing through the Pardall Tunnel around 11:45 a.m. this past Tuesday, I couldn't help but notice a small gathering of students protesting the Iraq war. By 1:00 p.m., this small group amassed into a demonstration of hun...

February 14, 2008

La Dame de Patron: Speed Dating Dominated by Duds

By Patricia Bobek

"The women are always portrayed as the weird ones," my roommate explained.

February 14, 2008

Major Media Omits “Maverick” McCain’s Shortcomings

By Eric Goldman

After winning the Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C. Republican primaries on Tuesday night, Sen. John McCain has all but sewn up the GOP nomination and will most certainly be his party's nominee this November.

February 14, 2008

Think!

By Alexis Sanborn

February 13, 2008

Cupid’s Arrow Comes in a Kegstand

By Staff

So, you think the guy you hook up with every other Thursday in the corner of Tonic is going to be your Valentine? Think again. No place in the country can compete with Isla Vista when it comes to celebrating the Fourth o...

February 13, 2008

Canadian Board Shorts

By Staff

Since the Nexus doesn't have a fashion section, I feel that I must take it upon myself to discuss a major fashion faux pas that I've seen far too much of over the past couple of weeks.

February 13, 2008

The Fuzz Be Buzzin’ Over Removed Taps

By Mark Signa

It's been awhile since I last wrote a "Question Authority" article, but I don't want you all to get the idea that I've been avoiding you. It's not that at all. You see, it's been really crazy and all, you know, with tha...

February 13, 2008