Opinion

May 26, 2010

The Hump Addresses Final Sex Questions

By Opinion Editor

Below are a series of questions written by a group of truly sophisticated, resourceful college boys. I’ve been instructed to answer all the questions honestly and without reserve.

May 25, 2010

Americans Should Beware the Dangers of Extremism

By Jamie Silverstein

There exists a natural inclination in the hearts of Americans to cure all perceived ills with the strongest antidote available.

May 25, 2010

Conservatism Provides Answer to Budget Dilemma

By Benjamin Parish

As the United States faces unparalleled budget deficits and insurmountable national debt, conservatism is the only political movement in this nation attempting to reign in spending and control the budget

May 24, 2010

Igor Addresses College Companions and Bids Farewell

By Igor Hiller

Daily Nexus Opinion columnist Igor Hiller bids fond farewell to the people and things that he will never forget.

May 21, 2010

Standing on the Brink of the Moher

By Caitlin Carlson

The west of Ireland has a lot in common with my senior years of both university and high school.

May 21, 2010

Work Regulations Violate Day Drinking Rights

By Chris Benham

According to The Seattle Times, new draconian regulations in a Danish brewery forbid workers from consuming free beer during the day, except during lunchtime breaks.

May 20, 2010

Officers Must Set Personal Opinions Aside In the Line of Duty

By Mark Signa

Once the uniform is on and we are doing our job, our personal beliefs and politics must be put on hold.

May 20, 2010

Abysmal Extravaganza Organization Highlights Hypocrisy

By Doug Burbidge

On Saturday, May 15, thousands of inebriated students descended upon Harder Stadium to enjoy an afternoon of music and overpriced Monster.

May 19, 2010

Seniors Should Reconsider Their Perspective on Underclassmen

By Opinion Editor

“Oh wow, you’re a senior? Man, you’re probably the oldest person here.” Ouch. Like big wooden splinter in the soft spot between your toes kind of ouch.

May 18, 2010

Elena Kagan Faces Accusations from Tabloids

By Jamie Silverstein

Photographers doused Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan in a flood of camera flashes this week, shedding light on a woman previously enshrouded in anonymity.

May 18, 2010

Liberal Supreme Court Nominee Undermines Constitution

By Steven Begakis

There is only one litmus test that ought to be applied to a Supreme Court nominee, and that is the question of whether or not he or she is an Originalist.

May 17, 2010

Ask Anyone but Igor on Opposite Day

By Igor Hiller

Since today is both (not) Opposite Day and Reverse-Psychology Day, I thought I shouldn’t remind you to never send your questions to advice@DearIgor.com.

May 14, 2010

Drug Feature Highlights Key Problems in UCSB Community

By Rachel Samec

With the recent deaths and overdoses, it’s important to call attention to the rising problem at UCSB with opioids.

May 14, 2010

Retired SB District Attorney Voices Support for Josh Lynn

By Tom Sneddon

I want to express my support for Josh Lynn as the next District Attorney. I hired both candidates. I supervised both candidates. I monitored the careers of both. The clear choice is Josh Lynn.

May 14, 2010

Loss of Funding Prompts Call for Ballot Recount

By Christina Clark

I’m writing you to voice my concern over the passage of a certain ballot on the recent student elections.

May 13, 2010

Five Myths of Adderall and Ritalin Debunked

By Michael Takahara

“Within the last 12 months, have you taken any of the following prescription drugs that were not prescribed to you: Stimulants (e.g. Ritalin, Adderall)?”