The Weatherhuman is one more trip to the Study Hall away from a 50 Club membership. Now, is that a triumph or a sign of alcoholism? Either way, my extensive amount of bar tabs tends to speak to the latter. Barkeep? Another pitcher please. That essay I have due next week can wait.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Hey everyone, it’s Dead Week next week. Papers creeping up? Finals on their way? At least you probably remembered to sign up for Fall classes, since the first pass probably just ended. Oops?