Blogs

November 8, 2016

Fuck.

By Jasmine Vaughn

"Oh well," reports one witness.

November 8, 2016

Who’s Leading The Write-In Vote?

By Jasmine Vaughn

The only place your third party vote will actually count.

November 8, 2016

Trump Releases List of Demands After Holding American Intellectualism Hostage for a Year

By Zack Zimmerman

While a multitude of world leaders have championed for its release, many Americans have agreed never to “negotiate with terrorists,” while others report not being aware of its departure in the first place.

November 7, 2016

Landmark Measure to Turn Entire Campus into Bike Lane Passes

By Jake Feder

It is still relatively unclear to most as to what initially spurred the groundbreaking initiative to even be placed on the 2016-17 ballot.

November 5, 2016

What Your Latest Urban Outfitters Purchase Says About You

By Elisabeth March

So many overpriced merchandise options for you to regret later, so little time.

November 4, 2016

6 Steps to Surviving Parents Weekend

By Zoey Brandt

After six weeks of glorious freedom and no one but your roommates to judge you for your bad life decisions, the parental units will be in I.V. in full force this weekend.

November 4, 2016

From Frightening to Festive: 7 Ways to Repurpose Halloween Decorations

By Lauren Jensen

Consider dressing up your plastic skeleton as Santa Claus as a humerus spin on the holiday season.

November 2, 2016

The 7 Best Scented Candles to Bite into this Fall

By Isaac Mikulski

Autumn is in full swing, and we know you are all looking to get a taste of the fall essence.

October 30, 2016

QUIZ: How Spooked Are You?

By Mia Roncati

BOO! Oh, you didn’t really flinch … This is awkward.

October 28, 2016

New Businesses in Running To Replace Empty Void Left by Jimmy John’s

By Maya Rao

Your "free smells" may be gone from the corner of Pardall, but they'll always be in our hearts.

October 26, 2016

6 Important Measures to Vote on in Isla Vista

By Erin Lubitz

With the voter registration deadline now passed and election day only two weeks away, now seems as good a time as any to get informed about what we’re voting on!

October 25, 2016

Student Rushing Kappa Kappa Kappa Doesn’t Realize the Klan is not a Frat

By Emily Anne Williams

“They were always wearing their robes and hoods, they chanted. I thought that’s what Greek organizations did.”

October 24, 2016

Even Sorority Sally Registered to Vote

By Sorority Sally

If you’re a local unregistered GDI who wants to go around bashing sorority girls, then THINK AGAIN.

October 20, 2016

Celebratory Soccer Tortillas Recycled to Portola Dining

By Vianna Mabanag

“The grass blades and dirt specks complement the lettuce and meat quite nicely,” said Portola Chef Bruno Moretti.

October 19, 2016

Report: Snoop Dogg, Rick Astley Among Future Nobel Laureates

By Isaac Mikulski

“Dogg consumes so much hash that he is the physical manifestation of peace."

October 18, 2016

QUIZ: When Will You Peak?

By Ariana Marmolejo

After you hit that point, it’s pretty much all downhill from there. Take this incredibly important and accurate test to figure out the trajectory of your life so you can plan accordingly.