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December 11, 2016

Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 14

By Richard Benites

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 14 of the NFL season.

December 8, 2016

Ralph Hasenhüttl: The Perfect Wenger Replacement

By Ryan Burns

Staff writer Ryan Burns breaksdown the rise of Arsenal since the addition of Ralph Hasenhüttl at the helm.

December 6, 2016

22 Last Minute Ways to Raise Your Grade

By Ariana Marmolejo

Do not sleep. At all. It slows down the brain and prevents further learning.

November 30, 2016

Friendship Manor Gives Up on Noise Ordinance, Throws Rager Instead

By Mia Roncati

The drinks were flowing all night as slutty nurses spoon-fed the elderly residents Jell-O shots, and orderlies laced their oxygen tanks with dank kush.

November 27, 2016

Professor Only Curses To Impress Freshmen

By Ariana Marmolejo

Students have claimed that his casual F-bombs and “shits” don't make his second-rate retelling of elementary school history any more interesting.

November 26, 2016

Nexus Top 10: Sports Curses

By Richard Benites

Think your favorite sports team is cursed? Well, maybe our own Richard Benites will confirm your suspicions with his list on the Top 10 Sports Curses!

November 26, 2016

Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 12

By Richard Benites

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 11 of the NFL season.

November 25, 2016

Illegal Candle Trade in Dorms At All-Time High

By Andrea Alvarez

“They were pleading innocent, but you could tell they were lying,” Capt. Morgan said, shaking his head. “Who would use peppermint-scented candles before Thanksgiving?"

November 19, 2016

Obama Barricades Self in Oval Office, Refuses to Let 45th President In

By Ariana Marmolejo

Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doors.

November 18, 2016

Which Subtweet Should You Tweet Next?

By Vianna Mabanag

What fun is the internet if you can’t talk shit? Don’t worry, these subtweets have your back.

November 17, 2016

Common Cold War: Students Weaponize Sickness, Bring Down Entire Dorm

By Clayton Alexander

"It's like being in a gang, man. When one of us gets sick, the whole building gets sick. It's a way of life."

November 17, 2016

Cavs Remain NBA’s Royal Team With James’s and Irving’s Guidance

By Sean White

As the leader of Cleveland's success in bringing "The Land" its first NBA title in franchise history last season, LeBron James and the Cavs have Sports Editor Sean White sold on the notion of them being the team to repre...

November 17, 2016

To Silence the Voice of the Voiceless?

By Andrew Hernandez

It's hard being an athlete but it's only made harder when you have critics are constantly trying to silence your voice.

November 16, 2016

Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 11

By Richard Benites

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 11 of the NFL season.