Chace Duma

September 6, 2021

Two-Ingredient Banana Pancakes

By Chace Duma

These pancakes are perfect for a weekday breakfast when you’re craving something a little more decadent than your usual. 

June 19, 2021

Juneteenth Strawberry Soda (and History Lesson)

By Chace Duma

While Juneteenth becoming a national holiday is only a tiny step in the social justice movement, it's important to take the day to celebrate and appreciate all that Juneteenth stands for. Do so with this delicious, homem...

May 20, 2021

New Slop Just Dropped

By Chace Duma

I arrived at Ortega under the cover of darkness, as instructed. I knocked at the door three times and was immediately whisked inside, blindfolded and led to the middle of the dining common.

April 6, 2021

God Is Dead: 5 Exciting New Deities to Worship This Spring Quarter

By Chace Duma

Wow! With so many wonderful options, it’s hard to pick just one! We at Nexustentialism sincerely hope this map through the spiritual realm will land you in a place of inner peace this Spring.

February 25, 2021

Blackberry Jalapeño Margarita

By Chace Duma

If you’ve never tried mezcal, this smoky, spicy drink will blow you away!

February 16, 2021

New Zoom Update Allows You To Sort By Who’s Hottest

By Chace Duma

First, we send all the users who appear to be paying attention to the back to weed out the fucking nerds. Once they’re gone, we rate the rest of the participants on 145 different traits, including ‘chin length’ and...

February 14, 2021

Drinks for Two: Valentine’s Day Cocktail Recipes

By Chace Duma, Shelby Guy

For those over 21 years of age, these cocktails offer a delicious treat this season to share with loved ones or enjoy by yourself. 

January 28, 2021

Mike’s Hard Vaccine To Be Distributed at Student Health

By Chace Duma

You can now make an appointment on GOLD to be administered Mike’s Hard Vaccine today, or find them being passed out at your local dayger.

January 18, 2021

Weekly COVID-19 Test Recipients Growing Bold, Kinky

By Chace Duma

UCSB recently made the decision to reopen select university-owned apartments for Winter 2021 in what we can only assume is an attempt to stop hemorrhaging money. The selective application process allowed only 1000 studen...

December 22, 2020

Cookies for Santa

By Michelle Lee, Nicole Wakeland, Chace Duma, Maya Salem, Shelby Guy, Charlotte Glass

There’s no better way to welcome Saint Nick into your home than with a fresh batch of cookies and a nice, cold glass of milk.

November 7, 2020

The Quest for the Perfect Gluten-Free Nugget

By Chace Duma

I took on the immense responsibility of stuffing myself full of different brands of GF nuggets to bring a ranking of the more readily available brands to the masses.

November 3, 2020

Chili Paprika Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

By Chace Duma

This recipe is quick, easy, delicious and reduces waste.

October 5, 2020

Delicious Celery Chicken Stir Fry

By Chace Duma

This dish makes for a great arrow in your quick weeknight dinner quiver.

September 24, 2020

Embermill: Perfect for an Adventurous Eater

By Chace Duma

This Caribbean-Creole restaurant doesn’t sacrifice any quality by trying to cook too far outside the box.

April 6, 2020

C.A.P.S. To Offer Online Counseling in Form of Smiley Face PDF

By Chace Duma

UCSB’s Counseling & Psychological Services has just announced that it will now be offering online counseling in the form of a pre-made smiley face PDF, which your C.A.P.S. specialist will personally send directly i...

April 6, 2020

Uh Oh! Professor Accidentally Uploads Entire Campus to GauchoSpace

By Chace Duma

SOMEWHERE IN CYBERSPACE –– In a spectacular technological blunder late last night, one professor accidentally moved the entire UCSB campus to GauchoSpace while trying to upload a lecture to the website.  “I don’...