Vista Point: Weekly Goings-on in Isla Vista

November 21, 2021 by , , and

Events happening in and around Isla Vista for community members to engage in.
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UCSB To Remove Lagoon

October 21, 2021 by

That’s right. Say goodbye to your favorite stinky puddle, to those mysterious, murky depths, beckoning … calling for you … yes … come closer … dip a toe in… No! No longer!
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Cozy Autumn Spiked Chai

October 7, 2021 by

A great drink for when you’re craving something cozy for the colder months.
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Two-Ingredient Banana Pancakes

September 6, 2021 by

These pancakes are perfect for a weekday breakfast when you’re craving something a little more decadent than your usual. 
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Juneteenth Strawberry Soda (and History Lesson)

June 19, 2021 by

While Juneteenth becoming a national holiday is only a tiny step in the social justice movement, it's important to take the day to celebrate and appreciate all that Juneteenth stands for. Do so with t...
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New Slop Just Dropped

May 20, 2021 by

I arrived at Ortega under the cover of darkness, as instructed. I knocked at the door three times and was immediately whisked inside, blindfolded and led to the middle of the dining common.
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God Is Dead: 5 Exciting New Deities to Worship This Spring Quarter

April 6, 2021 by

Wow! With so many wonderful options, it’s hard to pick just one! We at Nexustentialism sincerely hope this map through the spiritual realm will land you in a place of inner peace this Spring.
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Blackberry Jalapeño Margarita

February 25, 2021 by

If you’ve never tried mezcal, this smoky, spicy drink will blow you away!
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New Zoom Update Allows You To Sort By Who’s Hottest

February 16, 2021 by

First, we send all the users who appear to be paying attention to the back to weed out the fucking nerds. Once they’re gone, we rate the rest of the participants on 145 different traits, including â...
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Drinks for Two: Valentine’s Day Cocktail Recipes

February 14, 2021 by and

For those over 21 years of age, these cocktails offer a delicious treat this season to share with loved ones or enjoy by yourself. 
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Mike’s Hard Vaccine To Be Distributed at Student Health

January 28, 2021 by

You can now make an appointment on GOLD to be administered Mike’s Hard Vaccine today, or find them being passed out at your local dayger.
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Weekly COVID-19 Test Recipients Growing Bold, Kinky

January 18, 2021 by

UCSB recently made the decision to reopen select university-owned apartments for Winter 2021 in what we can only assume is an attempt to stop hemorrhaging money. The selective application process allo...
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Cookies for Santa

December 22, 2020 by , , , , and

There’s no better way to welcome Saint Nick into your home than with a fresh batch of cookies and a nice, cold glass of milk.
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The Quest for the Perfect Gluten-Free Nugget

November 7, 2020 by

I took on the immense responsibility of stuffing myself full of different brands of GF nuggets to bring a ranking of the more readily available brands to the masses.
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Chili Paprika Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

November 3, 2020 by

This recipe is quick, easy, delicious and reduces waste.
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