Weather

Join Us

February 13, 2002 by Staff

Apparently I am officer material.
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Skidmarks and Chafing

February 12, 2002 by Staff

In terms of intensity, the life of a cabin counselor ranks up there with that of an inner-city repo man. I know. I spent the weekend chasing a rambunctious group of 12- and 13-year-old kids around cam...
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Good Thing It’s Always Sunny

February 11, 2002 by Staff

Monday's Forecast: Try back tomorrow
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To Lefty, For 79 Years of Loyal Service

February 8, 2002 by Staff

Winter Quarter is the shittiest poo to ever be shat upon God
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Humiliating Comedians Is Repetitive

February 7, 2002 by Staff

So when Carrot Top suggested we go fuck ourselves, we relaxed, let him rant, and made sure the tape was rolling.
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Random Acts of Sadism

February 6, 2002 by Staff

Labels rule people's lives. Case in point. A Nexus editor burning the midnight oil retreats to his office, secure that precious caffeine awaits.
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Driving the Weatherhuman

February 5, 2002 by Staff

People react to the statement, "I don't drive" as if one were to say, "I am paralyzed down the left side of my body" or "I am unable to digest any food more complex than toast."
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Meathead in Training

February 4, 2002 by Staff

The containers for weight gain and muscle growth formulas are really large.
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I Am the Lizard King!

February 1, 2002 by Staff

WH: "Sorry Ray, I was imagining myself as a giant infectious microbe. That's how microbes talk."
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All of These Are Deductable

January 31, 2002 by Staff

The weatherfund is tapped.
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Brine Shrimp Make Flamingos Pink

January 30, 2002 by Staff

I have several new friends. Last week I purchased and hatched sea monkeys, the playful sperm-like ambassadors of the deep.
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Thighs of Steel

January 29, 2002 by Staff

Since the abduction of El Canario, I have obtained a new weathercycle. It is approximately 9 feet long, red and weighs about as much as a 1972 Volkswagon Beetle.
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