“Ring Ring”

Me: “Hello.”

Telemarketer: “Hello, may I speak to a Weatherby Huuman.”

Me: “May I ask who is calling the Weatherhuman?”

Telemarketer: “Yes, this is Citibank credit protection, with our new credit protection service Weatherby can secure their $500 worth of credit with …”

Me: “I’m sorry. Last week the Weatherhuman was torn apart by cyclones.”

Telemarketer: “Are you Weatherby’s spouse?”

“Click”

Monday’s Forecast: Next week, I die in a tragic rain induced bicycle pile-up.