The weatherfund is tapped.

A month of careful spending has yielded 67 cents in my checking account. Let’s review the budget:

Weatherpet chow (devoured)

A bocci ball set (unused)

A big foam airplane (broken)

An elephant rifle (the pounding has stopped)

Sea monkeys

Flamingo repellent

Thursday’s Forecast: Thank god payday is tomorrow; I’ve got my eye on an expansion for the sea monkey reserve.