Apparently I am officer material.
I have received several armed forces mass-mailings inviting me to pursue my patriotic impulses and serve in either the army, navy or marines.
Uniforms eliminate the need to dress and think for one’s self.
I am not immune to the power and glamour of professional meteorology.
Wednesday’s Forecast: I’m off to fight the axis of weather-evil: tornados, hurricanes and irate D.I.’s.