People react to the statement, “I don’t drive” as if one were to say, “I am paralyzed down the left side of my body” or “I am unable to digest any food more complex than toast.” The reactions to all of these statements are very similar.

The lack of a driver’s license in California is evidence of an inexcusable moral defect as people approach the licenseless the same way they approach incurable alcoholics or retarded people. I ride in the Weathercoach, piloted by the weather.

Tuesday’s Forecast: Storm’s a brewing, I may make it down to State Street this week.